The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

“Why did Mexico shoot down our F-16?!?”

Your F-16? But we have it here in writing that their would be no US military flights over our airspace…”

Demented maniac trump throws more fuel on the fire in the tensions with Europe. Notice, it’s both highly insulting and a total reversal from the trump admin’s official stance as of last year:

In a Truth Social post late Monday, Trump said that Britain giving the Chagos Islands back to Mauritius was an act of “great stupidity” and “total weakness,” reversing his administration’s previous stance in support of the deal signed by London last year.

The most unsettling thing about Trump is his Republican support. Ask any Republican you know, they think he’s doing a splendid job. My fellow Americans disgust me.

Anyone watching this trainwreck of a presser Trump’s conducting right now? Absolute horror show. Mumbling, rifling through papers, holding up pictures one by one when very little commentary, going on about a paper clip, complaining about Democrats hiring millions of people, he holds up a binder of his accomplishments then throws it on the floor, brags about Renee Good’s father being MAGA and hopes he still is, etc etc etc.

Anybody else in his condition would have their families discussing assisted care options.

I turned on CNN for five or ten minutes while the talking heads were talking. When they just let Mr. Potato Head talk, I switched over to the middle of a movie that’s playing on TCM.

“I felt horribly when I was told the young woman had the tragedy. But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don’t know - was a tremendous Trump fan.”

“MN is a very corrupt place & the elections are totally corrupt. I feel I won it all 3 times. Nobody has won it since Richard Nixon.”

“Whoo. I’m glad my finger wasn’t in that sucker. That could’ve dome some damage but you know what? I wouldn’t have shown the pain. I would’ve gone back. Boy did you hear that? That was nasty. But I would not have shown the pain. I would’ve acted like nothing happens as my finger fell off."

"I was gonna call it the Gulf of Trump, but I thought I would be killed if I did that.”

“We brought Chicago down 25% even though we just had a minimal crew there. We brought, uhhh, we brought uhhhh, Wisconsin, uhh, down.”

“I don’t know, to me, a town looks better when you have military people.”

“Your lover isn’t going to be killed anymore, so you can act like a real lover.”

“An unbelievably nice woman also did a very incredible thing, as you know, a few days ago. Uhh. We’re talking to her and maybe we can get involved in some way. I’d love to be able to do that. Maria.”

No, but I did appreciate that CNN gave plenty of warning that he would be speaking. That allowed me to find something else to watch.

I guess I can get the highlights (lowlights?) later, but I wasn’t in the mood for a full Trump talk today.

“The Resolution Desk”

As we know, this is a confession. So it sounds like Trump is surrounded by his thugs, who use the auto-pen to sign off on things for him.

I believe the expression you are seeking is observe the symptoms.

Market’s are off about 2% today almost certainly due to Greenland and related threats of retaliatory tariffs and such. Whatever that meandering airing of grievances was, it can’t have helped, either.

Some poor schlub is going to be cleaning more ketchup off the walls tonight

I for one am glad to know that Chicago is now in Wisconsin.

I know I’m going to be sorry I asked, but what is he referring to here?


Oh, Donnie! By all means, please call it the Gulf of Trump (said with tears in my eyes)(I’d say “on my knees,” if it were anyone but this dude). Do it right now–immediately! Proclaim it to the world! The sooner the better!


Oh, you know. The Midwest is just flyover country and it all looks the same from a drone.

I was watching something far more important than that Asshole.

The Big Deal on Price is Right. At least it makes sense.

A paper clip that snapped when he took it off the papers it was clipped to. One of those black clips that he seems to have never seen before.

Binder clip?

Probably. Or the way he’s declining mentally, he thought Clippy was starting some shit.

By tomorrow we’ll be hearing about how the Deep State planted that paperclip as an assassination attempt.

Yes. He said it almost took his finger off but he wouldn’t have shown any pain if it did. Mr. Tough/Insane Guy.

Therefore should I mail a binder clip to the WH I will be accused of terrorism and if I am caught carrying one in my pocket I will be shot. Does WalMart sell them? Thus if you park your car in front of a WalMart you are abetting terrorism. Is he in Davos yet? If this happened there, bomb Switzerland. If it happened anywhere else, bomb Greenland. People, I don’t know what your problem is! It’s all coherent and logical.