Paperclipgate.
If you’re lucky. If you’re not lucky, you’ll be sent to a prison in El Salvador.
I have to wonder how many folks are going to show up at work saying it makes you wonder and tell stories about their cousin or uncle who died from a paperclip injury so it takes a manly man to use them
Trump’s going to have to extort a Purple Heart from a wounded warfighter – by threatening to rendition the warfighter’s family to CECOT – for the mortal Office Supply Wound that he suffered in the line of duty.
Trump walking a guest through his trophy room:
“Here’s someone’s Purple Heart, here’s someone else’s Nobel prize…”
He’s already got the Purple Heart. I wonder if the guy who gave it to him regrets it now.
Sure, he had a weird posture for most of it, and he has mostly stopped playing the air accordion.
So he truly believes the fund/whatever that Alfred Nobel, the inventor of TNT, is now in control of the Norwegian government? Also (in the Q & A) people “look” Norwegian. My father was born in Norway, and my mom in Ireland, yet I was born in the great “melting pot” of the USA. Nobody has told me I do or don’t look like one or the other.
And what was that about a Peace Council (or something that Hegseth no doubt leads) that apparently ranks with the United Nations, if only they could get their shit together?
I truly expected him to bust on rotten Denmark and carry through with his “idiot” castigations against Keir Starmer. What a wimp [ trump ]. And if KCIII goes to the USA to celebrate 250 years of July 4ths, I am out of the UK so long as my wife can accompany me.
There is NATO West and NATO East. trump has made clear that only those changes while he was around matter, and he has no compunction to follow Article 5. NORAD and Canada make the USA’s declaration as World Leader and trump as emperor difficult, yet that can be unwound by 6 star Hegseth,
What was the point of opening with Wisconsin Minnesota baddies? One after another. That damn Biden, inviting them in for murder and domestic violence.
He listens to Congress when they say what he wants to hear. This man is batshit crazy. 66% is hard to arrive at, yet I’m giving most of the Repub senators (not Lindsey, who Trump clearly has blackmail) a possibility of voting yes.
Everything that was high, he has lowered. Everything low, he has raised to epic proportions. He is insane.
And he’s buying a stairway to heaven
Just watched part of the speech and NBC breaks away because all reporters are confused as to what’s going on. Then they go back when he has the big book, many almost blank pages, that list the administration’s accomplishments. “No one’s ever done this before.” Then he just tosses it on the floor!! 
SO priceless!
Go forward 12 seconds if it’s to there.
“We interrupt this broadcast for a special report from the White House, where President Trump is addressing the media. We go live now where the president has just begun his comments…”
“We now return you to your normally scheduled programming. Sorry about that.”
Sundown, you better take care…
“I have great executive orders. Like, water coming out of a sink. The water wouldn’t come out. They had all sorts of restrictions. I took them off. Straws. They don’t have to be paper anymore. I’d like to have all that confirmed.”
"In a way I was the hunted. And now I’m more of the hunter, I must tell you. These are bad people, these are sick people. This is more pleasurable.”
“I can do some things on the internet that are pretty impactful.”
“It’s got a horrible governor, it’s got horrible people. This Ilhan Omaa [sic] is horrible."
“We’re gonna have a dome over the country.”
“Here’s the Man of the Year cover I faked up…”
That’s because his new dance is the one where he looks like he’s jerking off two guys at the same time.
If I recall correctly, it’s Rip van Simple himself in charge of that brand new vanity project.
Evidently we don’t need a Fourth Amendment.
Yet another pardoned Capitol rioter commits yet another crime.
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Of course Rip van Simple pardoned him. He’s going exactly by van Simple’s playbook. But there’s a minor change: instead of in two weeks, he’s gone with you’e in my will.
Are you retired? Then, you should own an even dozen houses, assuming you’re normal. (I removed the formatting for readability.)
These idiots are not only criminals, they’re criminally out of touch with reality.
Trump was on the way to Davos when Air Force One had some minor electrical issues and had to turn back to D.C. The back up plane will be readied to make the flight. It’s a good bet Trump is pissed as shit about this. Somebody is going to have a fun time cleaning up all the ketchup stains.
Trump’s plane lands safely after ‘minor electrical issue,’ Davos trip to continue | Reuters
I suppose “we had to fire up the AED” could be considered a minor electrical issue.
Or maybe someone got it through his skull that he’s going to be booed relentlessly at Dave’s and he’s chickening out as usual.
I’m excited to hear highlights from his idiocy in Darvos. More embarrassing? Just as embarrassing?
I expect extremely embarrassing, but unfortunately mitigated by large amounts of fawning by foreign leaders who feel the best way to keep the monkey from blasting off his machine gun is to flatter him relentlessly.
It looks like he’s been using embassy staff to try to intimidate people in foreign countries too.
( In French, but subtitled )
If the Democrats were smart, they would take cases like this and try to do a Willie Horton. Run ads with the scuzziest picture you can find of this scumbag and question why Trump is pardoning pedos.
Every picture I’ve seen of those traitors is scuzzy.
Best I can do is Chuck Schumer making snide comments about the price of eggs.