I just heard a great one tonight (on DVD):
“I use sex as an icebreaker”.
Two of mine have been answered.
“A little song, a little” dance was the motto of Chuckles the Clown, on “The MAry Tyler Moore Show.”
Corporal Agarn on “F Troo” was often told “Agarn, I don’t know why people say you’re so dumb.” He always acted flattered. Hours later, he’d explode, “WHO says I’m dumb?”
I haven’t seen an answer to “Ta-a-a-a-a-a-ke the envelo-o-o-o-o-pe,” but I’ll tell you that Monty Hall was involved. ANd so was another classic line: “A waffle iron?”
The other line I used inspired the title of a Joan Jett album. She named one of her albums “The Glorious Results of a Misspent Youth” after hearing that line on a Fifties sitcom (hint: the scene involved billiards).
Felix Unger, in the classic episode of The Odd Couple where he and Oscar appear on “Password”
Since several clues have gone unnumbered, I’ll carry on the board tradition of marking my challenges with symbols that indicate I posted them:
SV1 – “They put the tomatoes in the false bottom, and the mari-ja-uana from Tia-ja-uana on top.”
SV2 – “Citizen’s arrest! Citizen’s arrest!”
SV3 – "And there was a note from Shepard saying ‘Cheers!’
SV2 – “Citizen’s arrest! Citizen’s arrest!”
Classic Gomer Pyle from “The Andy Griffith Show”
Good one 
Doctor Who. I suspect it’s Jon Pertwee, explaining to the Master how he’s just managed to turn the tables on “The Sea Devils”.
It was definitely Cleese and Chapman. From episode 22 (or season 2, episode 9, depending on how you’re counting) – “How to recognize different parts of the body”.
Sounds like Elliot, from “Scrubs”. Must have been first season (if you’re watching on DVD), assuming that’s right.
Here’s an easy one (I think):
“There’s cougars out there.”
[QUOTE=Monstre]
Sounds like Elliot, from “Scrubs”. Must have been first season (if you’re watching on DVD), assuming that’s right.
BINGO!
Joey from Friends after eating Rachel’s trifle-sheperd’s pie dish.
OK, try these:W2K1:“Maybe we should’ve turned this place into a condominium” W2K2:“Why would they give up a rib roast for a lecture on politics?” W2K3:“If you mention brushing your teeth one more time, I’m gonna spit up!”
1- That’s Rodney Allen Rippey, the old Jack in the Box kid, on “The Odd Couple.” Rodney turned out to be the owner of Felix & Oscar’s building.
DING DING DING!!Anyone for the other two? They’re not that hard. And one more: WTK4: “I remember how you used to pour Amaretto in your chin dimple so I could sip it out”
Isn’t this spoken by the psychology major vamp to Buffy in “Conversations with Dead Peple?”
I know I’ve heard this before…I want to say Galaxy Quest, but then I remember that’s a movie, not a TV show…
Mine:
B1:It’s step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-step! Not step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-pause! Oh, shudder!
B1: This is a guess, but I think it’s from The Simpsons. “Sideshow” Bob.
Now
OOE1: Oh, my God! I just gagged and vomited at the same time. I gavomited.
OOE2: I didn’t know we had a sunroom.
B1: This is a guess, but I think it’s from The Simpsons. “Sideshow” Bob.
Now
OOE1: Oh, my God! I just gagged and vomited at the same time. I gavomited.
OOE2: I didn’t know we had a sunroom.
Is this from Malcom in the Middle when the dad decides to compete in a DDR type game contest?
Precisely! Right serial title & everything.
I’ll re-post the two quotes that I submitted before that no-one has guessed yet:
“Blindfolded, gagged and with both hands tied behind my back!”
“Leave it to you to put the ‘pig’ back in Pygmalion.”
And suggest a few more:
“And who ever said you were in Heaven? This is the other place!”
“Bang! Bang! Bang! You’re dead!”
Is that from The Twilight Zone? A compulsive gambler dies and finds himself in a casino where he wins every bet he places. At first he’s thrilled, and thinks he’s in heaven; but after a while he realizes that there’s no risk and excitement to it anymore and starts frantically trying to lose at something. He complains to his host (the devil, presumably) and the reply is the quote above.
You got it!
The “blindfolded” quote–Felix from The Odd Couple ?Pygmalion–Diane from “Cheers”?
Simpsons, yes, Sideshow Bob, no.