Today I went shopping with my Mom at Wal-Mart to pick up toys for the ‘Toys for Tots’ drive. While wandering the through the crowds I see it, The Ultimate Simpsons X-Mas Present. I walk toward the shelf and pick up …
Wait for it…
…The Chia Homer! Yes, you too can now own a Chia Homer! With a full head of Chia hair after 2 weeks! Run, don’t walk, to buy your Chia Homer now!
“I am Chia Homer! I am Chia Homer!”
Slee
They should have the chia “hair” growing out of his 5 o’clock shadow.
The best Simpsons Xmas gift would be cancelation. Pull the plug already, the show’s been brain dead for years.
Sigh. Thanks for your valuable contribution to this thread. It was so clever and witty that I slapped my head in amazement that you are not writing for Letterman. Stop wasting your true genius here, and get yourself to Hollywood.
:rolleyes:
Oh, and the Simpsons action figures are pretty damn cool as well- I have the Lionel Hutz one in my office.
didn’t they have those before? Maybe I will bring one in to work just for the hell of it. Wonder if they have Marge too? elf6c Yeah the action figures are cool I have a Willie in my cubie.
I bet you do…
I dunno about the Chia Homer. Somehow, Homer with a full head of hair just seems…wrong
I thought the ultimate Simpsons gift was an Olmec head.
elf6c, you neglected to surround your first post with the [sarcastic comic book store guy] tag.
Worst gift ever.
Sorry.
Blow me, butt munch.
Wow, with a dry cool wit like that, you could be an action hero.
Or the bain of the playground.
Anyway- your much too clever for me with your rapier wit and charming manner-- I surrender!
:rolleyes:
For some reason I am reminded of this quote:
Comic Book Guy: Yes, I would like to return your quote-unquote ultimate belt.
Clerk: I see. Do you a receipt, quote-unquote sir?
Comic Book Guy: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at a Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no need of a medium-size belt.
Clerk: Wow, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies… gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but no receipt, no return.
Bart: I’ll give you four bucks for it.
Comic Book Guy: Very well. I must get back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than receive them.
I thought the chia head afro thing would be a pretty cool thing to have a few years ago when it first came out but after it started to grow I realized something about chia pets…they stink! Horribly. I mean this thing stunk up my room to the point that I had to sleep on the couch even the night after I got rid of it. Anyone else had this problem?
Where can I get one?? I checked Walgreens and all they had was a Scooby/Shaggy one. (Maybe other Walgreens would have them though).
Walmart? Kmart?
I’m gonna have to pick one up and bring it to work. I mean what work place is complete without a Homer? I just don’t want to goto Wally world with all the crowds.
Nancy Cartwright’s book “My Life as a 10 Year Old Boy” is a really good read. I loved it.
I’d watch it were I you. The mods do not take kindly to such remarks outside of the Pit.
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I want the evil monkey’s paw.