Oddly enough, I am sorta looking forward to Tuesday and the next ten days myself.
The SDMB is somewhat interesting.
My usual “understatement” tagline is: “That’s like saying the Elephant Man had a little puffiness around the eyes.”
“…and Chief has a little puffiness around his dick.”
I rarely post
handy has posted a few times.
I’m hungry.
Love can sometimes kinda kick your ass a little, coming and going.
I sort of like to ski.
Snow is kinda okay.
Deep powder skiing and boarding is only kind of as good as sex.
Being out West in the mountains just sort of makes me happy.
Getting a degree is somewhat a good idea these days.
Dopefests are okay.
Martha Stewart can be a bit annoying.
I like hard ciders, when I’m thirsty.
I do enjoy the occasional bit of sex.
Mnementh has a bit of a thing for things with blades.
Anthracite knows a bit about the coal industry… but you wouldn’t want to get too specific.
Handy has been known to frivolously post.
I’m looking forward to getting my car a bit…
I think some of the folks on SD are pretty cool.
JDT was a bit of a troll, don’t you think?
Tequila Mockingbird is a raging fucking hottie, who I would like to lick from head to toe, with special attention to all the pretty parts in the middle…[sub]well, it’s like an understantement, right?[/sub]
AOL is a bit annoying.
56k modems are just a tad on the slow side.
The SDMB is a little addictive.
Seattle can be on the damp side from time to time.
Jennifer Lopez tends to show off her cleavage a little more than the average woman does.
The universe is pretty big.
The wardrobe of a typical Trekkie is not exactly what you’d call “chic”.
Telemarketers can be annoying.
I kinda like Shayna. 
My phone bill has been smaller.
I’m moderately happy about going to LA soon.
S. Norman
ChiefScott flirts sometimes
I find the schmuck in the the cube next to me just a little annoying
I like dark chocolate
I’m glad that baseball season is here
The local radio stations suck ass
I’m horny sometimes
I wouldn’t mind being in Phoenix right now with a certain Doper chick
I’m sortof happy to be seeing you, too, kæreste. I kindof like you a little, myself. 
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Jeg elsker dig, Thomas
She has been occasionally sick to her stomach these past few weeks.
She’s unhappy that her favorite foods have started tasting bad.
She (and I) sometimes get nervous at the prospect of becoming parents.
Despite these things, she still really, REALLY likes to crawl between the sheets with me. [sub](That IS an understatement.)[/sub]
I am deeply in love with my wife.
Heroin is slightly addictive
Using cocaine for a while and then stopping may cause some discomfort
I haven’t had a cigarette in 2 days and I’d like to claw my own face off.