Orcasm
Fugbuck
It arrived yesterday, but I didn’t know it because yesterday was hiding behind a bush.
Which is why I’m not posting my very best suggestion, which AFAIK is unique across the webernet to the few sites where I use it.
It was also my City of Heroes main alt. sniff
Barbie Q Pitt
Plastique Man
Witty McUsername
Iliterrit Man
Scrooge McDucttape
Smashy’s Avenger
Yep, I hear it now. Thanks.
Bob Loblaw
And of course, Bob would be required to close every post with
Regards,
Bob Loblaw
Sudoku-fu, which also means “fake pharaoh.”
myleftnut
and the lispings of Pontius Pilatus:
Naughtius Maximus
Sillius Soddus
Incontentia Buttocks
Woderwick the wobber/wapist/notowious cwiminal
or from Biggus Dickus himself:
Thamthon, the Thiluthean Thrangler (Samson, the Silusean Strangler)
and given I am a recently joined Blackadder fan, three I considered (and decided against):
Melchitt’s henchman
What’s in Lord Flashheart’s pants?
Bob, short for Kate
You mean we’re supposed to check? That would slow things down.
Polysyllabic Designation.
If I ever own a boat, I’m naming it that. Not that this is likely.
Dangling Party Tipple
If we get into the names of Petey’s ships, we could be at this a while. The Tausennigan ship names could be fertile ground as well.
Obviously Not A Golfer
Opium Jones
Mental Fabricator
I guess
**Scared Shitless! **
from the promo from Spaceballs IIRC, wouldn’t fly?
I recall that from the movie promo within Kentucky Fried Movie - “If you were terrified by Towering Inferno… If you were horrified by Earthquake… you will be SCARED SHITLESS by That’s Armageddon!”
How about the a username for the burned-out SNL writer? Shared Skitless?
Inflatable Dead Hookerbot