The very overdue pitting of Susanann

I pictured her like that, but a little bit older. And more crazed.

Okay, maybe not like that at all then. Maybe more like this

Oops

Fucking hilarious!

Oh, yeah. I almost forgot this part.

Lemme see if I’ve got this straight: you’re glad you mentioned Susanann’s deficit post because it drew me out (which I assume means I’m posting), and yet at the same time you’re pissed off that I’m posting?

Call me crazy (again ;)) but this wouldn’t appear to make sense.

Now, now, Guinny, I guess I have to point out to you that the only reason I said what I did about the deficit and government spending was to show that ladyfoxfyre (curious name for a woman who acts like she does…but again I digress) was wrong in assailing Susanann for making the apparently outrageous suggestion that one way to control government spending might be to…uh…reduce it.

I don’t know what it is. I just feel compelled not to let bullshit stand around here. I think it must have something to do with the board’s motto.

And as I said to ladywhatshername in the post above, it’s a public message board. I’m all paid up and I have every right to answer a post or idea that I feel is in error, or to answer posts that are directed to me. I know some of you would prefer a nice circle-jerk where you can all sit around and commiserate with each other over how stupid some conservative poster or idea is - and by implication how smart and wonderful you are - but the reality is that just ain’t gonna happen. If you want to lie, distort or insult things I believe, then I’m afraid you’re just going to have to put up with me making sure people don’t accept it at face value.

Well, since it’s you, and you asked nicely and all, I’ll back out for now.

(See how easy that was? Remember everyone, flies/honey/vinegar. You don’t want vinegar, even if your natural state is sour.)

Not calling her a sock, and it’s probably just me, but I get a Boo Boo’s Tigress/Honesty/Little Tassie kind of vibe from her posts.

What the hell? She holds up a serial killer as a role model and gets pitted for it more than eight years ago, and is still around? Saying things that allow that to be called “not quite as whacked out”… :eek:

[Moderating]
Starving Artist, shut up.
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Senator Inhofe suddenly came to mind when I read this.

I think I sat next to her on a flight from London to Atlanta in the late 80s.

She was large, at the arse-end of middle age, had a southern accent, and drank G&T after G&T. The more she drank the more she droned on to me about how Watson and Crick stole all her ideas.

I had at first thought that she might be embittered, alcoholic Rosalind Franklin, until I realised that Ms Franklin was a) British not American and b) ever-so slightly dead for thirty years.

Plus she has read all 26 volumes of the Warren Report!

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Hahahahahahahahaha, bwahahahahahahahahah!!!

I’m pretty certain I don’t understand.

The quote is something sailor posted in 2002 predicting the imminent departure of susanann, but she has been consistently bringing the crazy for nine years and shows no signs of stopping. She’s like the Lou Gehrig of xenophobic, racist, conspiracy theorizing gun fanatics. But she rarely insults (or responds to) other posters so she’ll never be banned.

Ah- thanks.

I love this thread and it was overdue. I wish the crazy bitch would post!

One of the truly great acts of moderation of all time there. :wink:

Is there a Mod Hall of Fame we could put that in?

Thank you for digging that one up. That was my first acquaintance with the Crazy. Just that matter-of-fact judgment (from a whackjob no less!) that for those without children “its “ok” for your life to be pointless and meaningless, esp if you dont know what you are doing.”

Awesomeness, right there. Clearly I have no life, whatwith the no kids thing/endless hours in front of the idiot lantern, etc. so I’ll go ahead and admit that I went looking for pit threads on her. I was disappointed that there weren’t nearly enough pittings! How could someone this ignorant be given such wide berth?

I too enjoy the “whack-a-mole” posting. Trot out some ridiculous assertion, then duck out of the thread, never to return to back it up/have her ass handed to her.

I kinda feel sorry for Manny Noriega.:frowning:

I think everyone’s been whooshed, surely Susanann can’t be for real.

I liked when Susanann claimed that there was no Space Race in the 50s-60s, that nobody in America worried about nuclear war back then, and that everybody today is afraid of The Big One.

“Nobody gave much thought to nuclear war back then, it was so very remote, and the United States too superior. In fact, there is much more threat of nuclear war today, esp since so many countries today have nuclear weapons, and esp since there are now unstable countries that have nuclear weapons. The biggest threat of nuclear war, or of a nuclear bomb going off, is today…not then.”

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