The whuckfistle SDMB thread of records.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Because today was a slow day for me…

I`ve decided to list the SDMB records by category. I need help with the categories and the actual data (factual answers please).
IOW - the current or very near future SDMB records.

Such as (please feel free to add);

Most posts -
Most posts/day -
Highest post average -
Most (un)prolific lurker -
Longest OP -
Shortest OP -
Longest thread/by posts/by pages -
Longest username -
Oldest poster/age -
Youngest poster/age -
Most senior member/referring to registered date -
Quickest banned -
Banned with the most posts -
(we may venture into the realm of speculation by committee)
Most liberal -
Most consertative -
Most Libertarian - :smiley:
(need more catagories and the possible answers) No penalties for guessing. :wink:
Should be many others…have to leave work now. I`ll check this a little later tonight. Jack is waiting in the cupboard.

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Least likely to have his name mentioned in a “thread of records” – Godzillatemple

D’OH!!!

:wink:

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The longest served member is Lynn Bodini.

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I was hoping this would be a thread where I could bring up my awsome, still-standing local record of 160 on in darts. But its not, so I won’t.

Never mind! :smiley:

“Lets get them meek bastards NOW!”

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Largest timegap in a bump -
Who performed the bump -

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Just for a minute, we all did the bump.

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I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman…

That was a funny record. I can’t remember who did it.

I still have lots of records. And I just bought a new turntable.

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I may be wrong, but I think that was sqrllcub, i also think I spelled his name wrong.

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Quickest banned and shortest OP would be pointless records held by many. imho.

gato you have my admiration at least.

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Maybe, but they didnt know at the time that wed be keeping score.

160 !!! for crissssakes!!! Hey, I once got nine bullseyes in a row. In practice, that is.
`Course I spent way too much time in the bars back then.

Has anyone past or present eclipsed Q.E.D. in average posts per day? (for the same amount of time)
I think handy and Guan are tops in post count right now.

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Sorry, the words “new” and “turntable” do not exist together.

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**Longest thread/by posts/by pages **
Its got to be that Lord of the Rings written by another person post!

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I think that’s A.

Longest name’s probably me.

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I think I have the longest Bumptimespan, too, Bumping the first thread in the BBQ pit.

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And Most Posts is Handy.

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Ahem:

Pretend My Name Is Witty

is longer by 4 characters, technically. :slight_smile:

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You obviously don’t have a hepcat DJ teenager in the house eager to demostrate her mad mixing skillz on (quite expensive) twin Technics 1200’s … or are you an uncool teen, hiding in your parent’s basement all summer cultivating a wan pallor and a baaad 'tude. :dubious:

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How about a highest post vs. least reply ratio?

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Just put my name down for this one.

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The Man With the Golden Gun’s user name is longest, so far. 27 characters.