Back then Turkeys were known as walking birds
(Cut to Homer and Grandpa in a car on a long ride, Grandpa clearly in middle of long rant…)
Grandpa: “…That’s whats wrong with your generation, now as for Bart’s generation…”
Cripes, I thought I was in a time loop there…
Oops… forget it.
Homer and Marge left Grampa to look after Maggie while they went to a spa. When they got back, all three kids had been “rescued” by Child Welfare.
The bubbles are burning my tongue! The bubbles are burning my tongue!
“On one of my frequent trips to the ground…”
“We like Roy!”
Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two
nonconsecutive occasions.
Jasper: Are they talking about the bordello?
Grandpa: No, the burlesque house. So just keep your mouth shut!
regarding social security:
“I didn’t earn it. I don’t need it. But if they miss one payment I’ll raise hell!”
Homer: Doh… I mean, do…n’t worry son, I forgot to get you a present. But I swear on my father’s grave-
Grampa: Hey!
When Homer’s mom reappears:
“Can we have sex?”
Hippy: “…And she was a demon in the sack.”
Grampa: “Oh you heard about that huh?”