Under no circumstances you tell them the truth. Make something up such as you are only there for the underage prostitution. At least people won’t think you are a sucker for pickpockets.
Scenario
An alien race has taken over the planet. They force people into labor camps and subject some to bizarre experiments. You are one of the “lucky ones” for they assign you to be a “house human” for one of the alien overlords. What do you do?
Tell them you don’t believe in slavery. Educate them about civil rights, then teach them about our developments in cognitive psychology… you can be the subject.
Scenario!
You came across your local class clown at school. He, of course, puts a “Kick me” sign on your back. Before you turn around to remove it, your local All-American Punter takes aim. What Do You Do?!
You spin around at the absolute last split-second, so that his foot catches you in the groin instead of the ass. Humiliated by his failure to hit your ass, he will apologize profusely and tell you where the secret peephole into the girl’s locker room can be found.
You are a beautiful young teenager, babysitting in a spooky house during a terrible rainstorm. You have been receiving horrible, scary phone calls from someone who claims he wants to dismember you with a pair of pinking shears. You report this call to the police, who trace the call and tell you they are coming from within the house! What do you do?
Regards,
Shodan
Well obviously, the call can’t be coming from within the house. There must be some crossed wires! There’s only one extension - it’s in the cellar - so it should be pretty simple to put right. Head on down there. Once you fix it you’ll be able to call the police and have them do the trace again. What, the electricity has suddenly gone out? That’s what flashlights are for!
You are on the last leg of scaling Mount Everest. You are just packing up after waking to get an early start when you become aware of a growing roar. You look up to see an avalanche bearing down upon you. You make a run for it, and as you look back you see it engulf all your gear. It will be upon you within seconds. What do you do?
In situations of avalanche quick accurate decision making is of utmost importance. It is going to be necessary for you to be able to swim through the snow that engulfs you. To facilitate this, quickly remove all your clothing and drop anything that may weigh you down like food, flares, radio equipment. As the snow hits you need to swim against the flow, usually doggy paddle is the bes technique. If you swim downwards you will be able to avoid any large objects being carried allong by the avalanche snow. Finally when the snow arround you stops moving you will be able to swim at leasure to the surface.
You find yourself captured by German police officers and charged with soliciting sex from a miner (he wasn’t carrying hi pick axe at the time, so you weren’t aware of his status). After a trial and conviction you find you have been imprisoned in the same cell as Armin Meiwes, how do you make your stay in jail more comfortable?
Heeelllllllo?!?! Who doesnt know that you should reach into you’re secret emergency avalanche pack and grab your rocket launcher skiis. you simply grasp your pull cord and fly into the air (50 feet up should be good) then pull your parachute cord and float down onto the settled snow. you are now free to ski to saftey
Oops! Forgot my new scenario!
You are performing your wholesome song and dance routine on a stage in front of an audience of millions (television viewers included), when all of the sudden, a giant breast is exposed. The crowd gasps in unison, no one has ever seen ANYTHING like this! How do you handle the PR nightmare? How do you clear your name and retain you and your well respected family’s reputation as a performer?
[sub]I had to do it[/sub]
You wait exactly 3 minutes and 27 seconds until the attention of the world is dragged away from you and onto the next topic. God bless the American Short Attention Span!
Walking down the street at night, you suddenly notice a man in a long black robe with a black mask heading toward you. You turn around to spy another black clad individual following you. The both draw ceremonial daggers and bear down on you.
You immediately whip out the Chick tract you are conveniently carrying entitled “Satan is the Road to Hell” and instantly convert the two men. They will be eternally grateful to you for turning them onto Jesus Christ, who they have never even heard of.
I’m going to revive Bippy’s scenario above:
You find yourself captured by German police officers and charged with soliciting sex from a miner (he wasn’t carrying hi pick axe at the time, so you weren’t aware of his status). After a trial and conviction you find you have been imprisoned in the same cell as Armin Meiwes, how do you make your stay in jail more comfortable?