I’d rather spend the rest of my life without sex.
Why?- I am married with kids. I don’t have sex as it is anway. 
Would You Rather…
Live the rest of your life with nuts like This
or
Fall off the side of a mountain like This, break nearly every bone in your body, and be forced to eat your food with a straw for the rest of your life.
:eek:
OMG. That’s horrible. Poor man.
I’ll have my food through a straw.
Would you rather:
Have a religious debate with Tom Cruise
or
Have sex with PeeWee Herman
A religious debate with tom cruise!
**Would You Rather…
Have 100 Dogs go to the toilet on your head?(Number 1’s and 2’s)
or
Bite the heads off 100 dead monkeys? **
ewwwwwww This is the worst one so far.
I’ll take the dog poop. I can keep my mouth closed, can I? 
**Would you rather: **
Have some pretzels with George W.
or
Bring new batteries for Arafat’s cell-phone?
I just thought you guys might get some enjoyment out of this site, by the sound of your posts
Pretzels with the Pretzeldent.
Would you rather lick the inside of 20 New York public toilets?
or
Eat a Big Mac (and large fries) which had been left on the floor of a New York Mens room for 20 days?
o gad. I’d rather die. … next poster, please
Okay, it’s pretty obvious that the above choice has brought this game to a grinding halt. If we want to save this thread someone has to do the noble thing and throw themselves on this grenade so…
flips coin…
Heads… Okay, the toilets.
Now,
Assuming no chance of escape or rescue, and no Unimatrix Zero,
Would you rather be assimilated by the Borg, or parasitized by a Goa’uld? Please give a reason for your choice.
Borg, all the way. Strength in Unity–Unity in action, Unity in pride.
Do you doubt The Unity?
Would you rather:
A) Burn longer.
OR
B) Burn brighter.
**Brighter ** all the way.
Would you rather
Date the pope
Date Britney Spears
I’d date the pope, just out of sympathy. In the words of Phil Hendrie, the poor pontiff probably needs a good lay so bad his plumbing is probably ‘backed up’.
Scenario. Someone has placed a bet with you. The details of the bet are not important. Just imagine that if you win this bet–you’ll get a fabulous prize. But if you lose, you get a -bigger- prize.
Do you:
A) Make yourself a winner–and get a fabulous prize.
OR
B) Label yourself a big loser, but get a bigger prize?
LOL
*Posted by Ashtar: Do you:
A) Make yourself a winner–and get a fabulous prize.
OR
B) Label yourself a big loser, but get a bigger prize?*
I’ll make myself a winner, for a change.
** Would you rather: **
Get caught shoplifting
or
Kill a spider
DEVIL-SPIDER…MUST…DIE!!!
Would you rather…
A) Go peacefully in your sleep
OR
B) Meet the reaper head-on?
Posted by Ashtar:A) Go peacefully in your sleep
OR
B) Meet the reaper head-on?
what kind of question is that. ? LOL It’s my favourite dream!
A
**Would you rather: **
Have Woody Allan’s “love-baby”
or
Kiss Rodney Dangerfield
Kiss Rodney Dangerfield–it’ll be over sooner!
Would you rather:
Have a horrible car wreck that’s your fault, or be in a horrible car wreck that somebody else involved you in?
Aleq
??
You think so? He’s old.
The second- but I don’t drive a car. Do bikes count?
** Would you rather**
Wear Monica’s dress [with stain] to meet your future parents in-law
or
Lend an ear to Mike Tyson?
Monica’s dress. Even though the dress was butt-ugly, I could always pass the stain off as mayo. 
Would you rather
Eat a cup of Ernest Borgnine’s toe jam, or
Re-enact The Poseidon Adventure with him in the bathtub, every day for three years?
Naturally, the mental institution would be my choice. Supposing there’s far better conversation going on in there, plus where’s the fun in sanity??
Sorry, this one’s kinda men only: would you rather stumble into a gay-bar darkroom naked, or crash a militant feminist-party?(hope i’m not offending anyone here…)
Feminists party.
Would you rather…
a) Be buck naked and stuck in a cage with a pack of anal raping apes?
OR
b)Let a small dog knaw through your leg?
Eh, I’ll take the apes–apes have small peepees, I can fight and I need my leg…
Would you rather have sex with someone who really repulses you and get $50K for it, or have sex with the person of your dreams, but it’ll cost you $50K?