thedrunkensailor Beanie Baby eBay auction

I found a link to a beanie baby auction on the SDMB a few weeks ago, and probably read the (what I thought was) brutally honest description about 10 times and laughed every time. Some of you may remember it. Interestingly enough, the auction caught the attention of the press:

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/features/printedition/search/sfl-ralph02nov02,0,5896349.story

Pure genius! He made more money that way being so “honest”.

Ahem
To sum up, he’s really divorced, most of the story was made up, and the dumbass who bought them is trying to get him into legal trouble because a few of them really were fakes.