What a moron. Everyone knows the sun is solar-powered.
Well, if he ain’t in the horror movie business, he oughta be a rock star with that tongue!
Not much, His photo album is unaguave. I am not sure what a Guave could be. The Urban Dictionary does not help.
Otherwise a Guave is a fruit.
I think he might just be a run of the mill Tin Foil hatter.
IT sounds like a good plan to me. I am afraid of It. It would be good to run. It, It, It, IT!
Jim
He’s a troll. We’re feeding him. Who’s the bigger idiot?
I don’t think he’s a troll. I think he’s a true believer. It’s possible to be contentious and disruptive without being a troll. He’s crossing the line a couple places, but as long as he can be persuaded to behave himself, I think a little mostly harmless kookery is good for the place. The more publically such nonsense is refuted, the better, plus it’s entertaining to watch them sing and dance.
He pretty much admitted to being a troll in the OP of his dinosaur thread. YMMV, but I find his entertainment value low. You can find Crackpottery all over the web, we don’t need it here. Refuting nonsense is necessary but annoying, like swatting mosquitos. He doesn’t engage with other posters but insults them. Why the mods haven’t banned him is beyond me.
I’m keeping out of this. The man’s working on an invention to punch me in the face over the internet, for Christ’s sake!
I second Roland Orzabal’s curse.
Gah! That doesn’t help!
Not at night! Duh!
I agree 100%. 
I enjoy an occasional harmless loon.
Could the sun somehow extinguish itself in a weird sort of solar eclipse? If it cut itself off from its own solar power, it wouldn’t be able to regenerate the energy to keep burning.
I’ll leave it to TheFonz to explain how it would be Bush’s fault. The twisted logic is making my head 'splode.
Hey, no worries, duffer. If the sun ever did accidentally shut itself off, it could relight its pilot from the moon.
Wait,wait,wait! He privatized solar power, too? BASTARD! How does he keep this stuff out of the papers?
He’s got “a chess player’s ability to think several moves ahead”
Nothing can stand against that, even the the most powerful heat source in the solar system.
Oh shit! There goes another Irony Meter…
Like Squink, the vibe I’'m getting is for an even more infamous loony whose name should not be mentioned.
It can be mentioned only softly and with a break in his name so as to not call him via vanity searches: I get a **See-thru-art ** vibe from this current loony. 
I’m not saying **TheFonz ** is him, only that he is coming from the same mold that makes crackpots of that kind.
He behaves like a Troll, but I found out he doesn’t look like one:
http://a-flextechnology.co.nz/fonz.html
Aww, he is so cute as a dino! Can we keep him? 
As his last press Q&A showed, I think the Shamosaurus’ rumored second brain in its butt had more smarts than the current Shrub of the White House.
Nitpick time:
*Open the door
get on the floor
everybody *walk ** the dinosaur.
65 million yers ago! Sheesh!
And just to be cursed more by **MrSquishy ** and Roland Orzabal’s: 
Music on the floor! And the link too:
http://walkthedino.ytmnd.com/
years, years, Sheesh!
Will the last person to leave the Solar System please turn off the sun? Thank you.