Not to speak for nameless, but I’d guess he probably knew that and was just riffing on the thread title.
Gee…thanks. 
Well, that’s all cute and cuddly in your world. But if the sun ever turns off, it won’t have the energy to relight itself.
Jeez, I thought this was a site with smart people. Doesn’t anyone think things through? How does the sun generate the power to relight itself?!!?
We really are doomed. DOOMED!
Solar panels, duh. Ever heard of a perpetual machine? Well, this isn’t one, but it’s close (if by close, you mean “still not one, but let’s pretend.”) 
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That’s precisely why I’d like to keep him. Tiny giant fake alien spaceships photographed on the moon that time we never went there. Those were the days.
You are correct, sir!
NASA had the foresight to use one of the Mariner flights to plant jumper cables on Mercury for just such an emergency. So stop worrying.
What? You don’t light the pilot! If he or she is distracted by being, you know, on fire, he or she wouldn’t be able to steer the sun properly and it may well crash into something! Like the moon!
Oh thank Og! I feel my stress level decreasing as I type. Unless, oh no! Who the hell owns Mercury? And if it was built by Yugo we’re all still pretty much fucked. :smack: :eek:
No, no, no, Mercury is owned by Ford. Not that that’s much of a consolation.
[hijack] That one’s okay, but I have to say that this is about the cutest thing I’ve seen in a long time–and I have an orange kitty too! Awwwww! [/hijack]
But mercury is a liquid! What are they going to clamp the cables to?!
well, maybe by now
Actually, if it were that Mercury, I think the question of where to attach the clamps would be answered.
:d
I’m quite astonished to see that this fuckwit’s thread on electric stars is still alive. People. People. I know ya wanna fight ignorance and all, but this guys a fucking nuisance, and should have been dispatched on his first day. Y’all are actually trying to reason with him. Why? I can’t state explicitly what it is that you’re doing, but you’re doing it, and it doesn’t help. It just, uh, sustains a certain obnoxious form of behavior. Fuck the little pissant and move on, will ya?
Um, near as I can figure, we stopped trying to reason w/the fuckwit quite some time ago. Chill, have a beer.
Um. If you insist! <urp!>
Has it ever occurred to you, if we could harness all the eruptions from beer drinkers, bean eaters, etc., we wouldn’t have to import all that natural gas from other countries?
Energy independence, a full belly, and a good buzz! What’s not to like?
Are you talking about electric farts?
Really? YMMV, but I can’t see what’s so entertaining. You get the same behavior time after time: Insults, question-ducking, and paranoid self-important rambling. And it’s all the same too: Crackpot physics, creationism, conspiracy theory. With three threads the Fonz covers the bases. I predict his fourth thread will be some medical/dietary nonsense. “Miracle Magnetized water extends life span, but The Man doesn’t want you to know!” After awhile it seems they’re all cutting and pasting each other.