Oh, and it’s mandatory that all newbies take part in every TMI thread posted during their first 90 days on the Board. Don’t be embarrassed…we won’t judge you.
Much.
cuttables? are you referring to my…? thought so.
talk about tmi.
Has the newbie been flogged yet? How much did we get?
$14.95?
Actually, it was a The Young Ones reference. Hey, Monty Python can’t get all of the gags in this thread!
Man, I miss the Young Ones. Freakin’ Hilarious!
sofia
I’m not showing you as a member yet…don’t make us drag Eve into this! Then you’ll get what’s coming to ya! Politeness and all kinds of class might work since the TMI doesn’t seem to be doing the trick.
-K
*warning: shameless My Fair Lady rip-off:
i’m wantingto join you
i’m waitingto joing you…
mr. sofia is on the road with the magic money card.
…and as for The Young Ones, “hello darkness, my old friend…” 
Wow, she just orders a man and sends him places with plastic! Awesome!
i only wish i meant it that way…
but wait! i bet i’ve got 14.95 in change in the bottom of my purse…
That’d be ~12 pounds of change! You must have a huuuuge purse!
(Actually, I haven’t calculated how much $14.95 in change would weigh…but I’m sure a doper will come along and let us know in differing currencies.)
-K
which is why this is the place to be…
Ex-freaking-actly!
Count yourself lucky, sofia. Two years ago or so, you’d have been pestered (by me) to enter into one of my Welcome Wagon threads, where I did my best impression of an online Don Rickles. Since I’ve been gone for a little while, it seems to me a lot of newbies have slipped through the cracks without a proper tongue-lashing.
So, instead of my grumpy crotchety fake welcomes, let me just give you a straightforward welcome and a straightforward plea to see your boobies.
Well, assuming the minimum number of coins, and current issue dates:
59 quarters @ 5.71 g ea. = 336.89 g
2 dimes @ 2.26 g ea. = 4.54 g
Total = 341.41 g or 12.04 oz. or .75 lb.
Well hell. You could really give her a proper welcome and Pit her.
I’m new here and all I’ve learned is:
- Hi Opal!
Now wait just one cotton-pickin’ minute! I lurked around for damn well near a year before I signed up a few months ago, paying promptly with credit card, not unwieldy coin, and what did I get?
No mentor! (I want my mentor!)
No lime jello!
No small rodents or assorted animals of sacrifice of any kind!
And definitely, definitely no spanking!
I’m pissed.
Sigh Welcome to SDMB, Sofia
It’s because I joined when it was only five bucks, isn’t it?
Oh aren’t we all just having so much fun and jovialityness…ity. Just you wait until you say ‘hello’ to someone like Bricker and get lectured as to the legal ramifications of your unprompted greeting and your assumptions as to the required response thereto.
Yes, I’m a crank, but I’m one of those lovable old cranks like Gabby Hayes. Well, maybe not that lovable, but certainly as lovable as, say, Walter Brennan. John Ashcroft? SATAN???
So welcome already. I guess.
::durn furriner newcomers…grumble::
Lime jello? Who said anything about Lime jello. Irreverant Tone said green jello. [sub]now where did I put that pukey smiley?[/sub]
Good point. Let’s go then newbie! To the PIT!
