This one is a keeper people.
Quick wit, obscure literary references, doesn’t offend easily and can make puns regarding old TV show characters.
Ah, its a 1920’s style burning dog gential- that doesn’t echo, and it ends in -gry.
That’s RIGHT! When he come back, bring pie!
Cheeky monkey.
Heck.
I’ll pay for your membership.
Wait. I don’t have any money.
Um… I’ll welcome you with open arms. And I’ll let you wear my helm of brilliance.
Um… no, I won’t tell you the activation word. 
There was that incident with Coldfire. Remember?
I’ll toss my Deck Of Many Thongs into the mix.
Just watch out for the black cards…you don’t want any part of those side effects. :eek:
many thongs ?
(i can’t believe i’m going to say this…)
sigh…gives a whole new meaning to magic missle attack.
…or find familiar…ugh, i disgust myself.
But you know the gerbil gives you a +3 to Use Magic Device.
OOOOOOOOOH!
That was one sharp pun, sofia. You’ll fit in here just fine, especially with these D&D barbs. You’ve certainly whet our interest in your posts.
So when are you signing up? attending a Dopefest? sharing news about your marriage/kid/job/life events?
snark!
Oh yeah…you’ll fit in nicely. 
'Eh, I wouldn’t worry about it. It’s kinda like owning cats – after a week or two you don’t even notice the smell anymore.
Hello-o! ‘I can’t believe no one has mentioned’ tinfoil hats yet! Or the Illuminati conspiracy! Who are you people??
Have I gone completely mad??? Don’t answer that! Who said that?
I just don’t - oops, never mind, my TV show is starting!
And if you do anything wrong…OG SMASH!
well…as i’m not a member yet , i figured all mention of the illuminati, he-who-shall-not-be-named, the rothchilds, the kennedies, the colonel, the pope, or the real location of the holy grail would all be goodies for later.
Come on, sofia, everybody knows the grail is at the castle of AAaaarrggghh.
Stop that! Stop that at once! This thread is becoming entirely too silly!
Actually, one unique thing about this board is we pair guests up with SDMB mentors. For you we’ve chosen Opal. Be sure to send her my regards!
ahh…but is opal cool with this “pairing” you speak of?
i can only imagine…
“great…another dork guest…sigh…”
and as for it getting silly…or entirely too silly…i think that says something about me…much as i’d like to think otherwise.
Well, yeah, but remember, those are only the really cool ones. The rest of us aren’t so cool. We still have our genitals.
well then…i just may have to cut my loses…so to speak.
Just so long as you don’t lose your cuttables. If you know what I mean. No, really. Do you know?