There can be Only One---but he won't do the dishes! Newslink

The high price of refusing to do housework is…THE QUICKENING!

Yes, she drew blade & went all She-Ra/Highlander on him!

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080915/D937CMCO2.html

What legs/boobs/@ss she must have, to get a guy to put up with decapitation in a relationship!

Don’t Texans have other things to do, right now?

I dunno about you, but a woman who can wield a sword correctly is hot in my book.

Now if she was wielding it correctly in my general direction…well, that’s another story.

“'Tis a far far better ass he knows than he has ever known before. Tis a far better sink he soaks than he has ever known…” :eek: :smiley: