There is evil in my backyard. It's in a cooler.

That’s strange. I can’t access the photos at all now.

It shows up listed as an album but I can’t view it…

Did anyone else who saw them get a phone call with no one there?

Aren’t you worried about your dog? It drank the evil.

I would worry about demon possession if I were you.

Yah Avoozl!

Kudo points to those who reconigise this saw-off Cthulhu reference!

Well, Velma (and family… well, and neighbourhood, by now), I’m glad you survived. I’m glad The Evil is now dissipating harmlessly in the open air. But I concur with BluMoon: keep an eye on that dog. Especially if it starts digging holes in the lawn or using the computer.

[Bill Murray]

Aaugh! Look at all the junk food!

[/Bill Murray}

Velma, that was disgusting. Burn the cooler, then burn the ashes.

Did you eat the crackers?

Mmmmm . . . evil crackers . . . .

Did anyone order any photo gifts of the Evil?

She got the hiccups.

Well there isn’t much more evil than hiccups!

Do you, by any chance, have tentacles for arms and have an unnatural obsession for hexapods? Or hexapuss, as the case may be?

Well, being inspired by the the Evil in the Cooler, I have quickly thrown together a short scenario (for role-playing games) about the Horror that Lingers In the Cooler.

It uses the Windows system (The Window) and is not really very geeky, so I hope those who are interested in experiencing the Evil in the Cooler firsthand will find it interesting. (I have a mix-up cooler and freezer, but the same principles apply, I guess)

The Horror that Lingers in the Cooler (or Freezer)
http://kx.creaion.com/TheHorrorThatLingersInTheCooler.htm

LostCause, that’s hilarious. I’m going to get some friends together and run through that in a week or two. :slight_smile:

That was “The Crate”, from the movie “Creepshow”. Loved that flick… :slight_smile:

Well, I am glad that you were able to open the Cooler without incident. However, I’m afraid that evil did NOT disappear harmlessly. That greenish slime was most likely eggs–the spawn of Evil itself.
And the dog drank it.

Has the dog sprouted a third eye yet? Tentacles? Have you noticed any suspcious giant Pod-shaped objects in your backyard?

I fear that this is not over…

May I suggest that the act of observing the evil simply caused it to turn into some other evil? I also have a strong yet difficult to explain sense that the gray thing’s name is Earl.

They say that the cooler is still…

out there.

Regards,
Shodan

Did anyone else notice that theCooler of Death posted immediately before Velma? In fact, the Cooler of Death tried to convince us it wasn’t interested in us, then Velma came along to tell everything was fine.

I think the Cooler of Death got Velma. :eek:

Zoinks!

and he would have gotten away with it too

if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!