[QUOTE=jayjay]
As a player of World of Warcraft, who’s had to endure DAYS of this in Barrens Chat, may I just note that I hate you with all of my heart, soul, and mind for starting this, Flander?
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Noted. 
Chuck Norris does not use condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Cecil Adams knows what I have in my pockets.
[QUOTE=Flander]
Chuck Norris does not use condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
[/QUOTE]
Wrong. Chuck Norris wears ribbed condoms, only he wears them inside out, so that he gets the pleasure.
[QUOTE=BlackKnight]
I’ve long thought that we members of the SDMB should start a “True Facts about Cecil Adams” website. Like, “Cecil Adams can know both the velocity and position of a particle with perfect accuracy.”
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For Cecil Adams, every confidence interval is 100%. </statistical geek mode>
Whooops!
Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
–FCOD
[QUOTE=jayjay]
As a player of World of Warcraft, who’s had to endure DAYS of this in Barrens Chat, may I just note that I hate you with all of my heart, soul, and mind for starting this, Flander?
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Enter Barrens.
/Leave General
Level.
Leave Barrens.
/Join General
That being said, if you ever decide to get a lynch mob going, call me.
…and on the 7th day god created Chuck Norris and decided to rest, he saw that he was inferior.
Mullets aren’t cool because they remind everyone you are NOT Chuck Norris.
If Walker was the first Texas Ranger we’d never need another one.
Chuck Norris working out is the cause of Global Warming.
[QUOTE=runner pat]
Chuck Norris working out is the cause of Global Warming.
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[Futurama]
Gwobal whawah?
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Great website Flander. “Some people might say it’s not a very smart idea to throw 6 lighters into a blender. Those people would be right.”
If the book The Alphbet Of Manliness by Maddox There is a whole chapter about Chuck Noris. By far one of the greatest things I have ever read about chuck!