There IS Something Wrong With Me

But I love Hello Kitty! Sob! Don’t make me give up my kitchsy Japanese merchandise. I need to feel perky again, dammit!

Sigh. The other day I was at the studio, and we were having a break while Dirk, the sound guy was adjusting things and I thought I’d entertain him by doing my Nico impression. You know, as in Velvet Underground and. Anyhoo, I’m there singing “All Tomorrows Parties” and he’s laughing and asks where I got the idea I could sing.

Me: “This isn’t my real voice, dumkopf, I’m Nico”
Dirk: “Who?”
Me: 'You know, Velvet Underground, she was German! You must know her"
Dirk “Velvet Underground?”
Me: “Arghhh, remember the Doors movie?”
Dirk “No”
Me: “Arghhh!”

Sound studio?

What do you do?