I have here before me a Cadbury’s Dairy Milk bar, brought into the house 3 days ago, and it only has 2 blocks eaten off, one by TinyTot. Also, one bag of Rolos, bought on Saturday, still 3/4 full. I want to want to eat them, but dammit, they just don’t look appealing right now.
This is it, I’ve lost my lust for life and am now officially an old, stodgy biddy. What next? I stop buying Hello Kitty junk, and save the money to invest? I only start e-mailing people when I have something to say? I stop harassing Coldfire at work with dirty SMS messages auf Deutsch?
I think I shall take a moment to mourn for the old, perky, choccy-loving tatertot, and figure out how to love the new, sensible, choccy-abhoring tatertot. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my room, weeping for the me that no longer is.