There IS Something Wrong With Me

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have here before me a Cadbury’s Dairy Milk bar, brought into the house 3 days ago, and it only has 2 blocks eaten off, one by TinyTot. Also, one bag of Rolos, bought on Saturday, still 3/4 full. I want to want to eat them, but dammit, they just don’t look appealing right now.

This is it, I’ve lost my lust for life and am now officially an old, stodgy biddy. What next? I stop buying Hello Kitty junk, and save the money to invest? I only start e-mailing people when I have something to say? I stop harassing Coldfire at work with dirty SMS messages auf Deutsch?

I think I shall take a moment to mourn for the old, perky, choccy-loving tatertot, and figure out how to love the new, sensible, choccy-abhoring tatertot. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my room, weeping for the me that no longer is.

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wow! It must be a conspiracy! just the other day, I was going to buy a kinder egg, and then thought that it might be a little too sweet!!

I’m really getting old.

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You don’t like Kinder-Eggs anymore…NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Humpfh. That’s really, really messed up. So, not only am I old, I’ve got to go find you a new Christmas present. Thanks a lot, buster.

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I do still like Kinder eggs! I said that I just didnt feel like one the other day, and thats the first time that has ever happened to me!!

you got me kinder eggs? :):slight_smile: does the happy Dance

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Now don’t panic… It’ll pass! It’s just a phase or something - nothing to get hysterical about. Take a deep breath. And trust me on this - I’m a pretty hard-core chocoholic but there have been times that I’ve wanted fruit or something instead. I got thru it OK, and so shall you…

If not, can I have the Rolos??

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Well, you can’t have them now, Cubby, since it was supposed to be a surprize. Not only was it Kinder-Eggs, it was a Kinder-Egg Advents Kalendar. You would have had a Kinder-Egg a day for 24 days, not to mention the little toy prizes. I guess I’ll just have to auction off the calendar like I did you, and get you something else. Perhaps I’ll get you something in Hamburg, while I’m shopping with Snormy for that other thing we discussed? :wink:

FCM, so there is hope for me? I’m not doomed? Are you sure? Because I’ve never felt this way towards Cadburys before, and frankly it’s scaring me. Perhaps I should try some Milka instead? The purple cow always makes me happy.

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I love the purple cow! I’m off to get a big bar of Milka as we speak… mmmmm milka…

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sheesh - I just got to work, it’s just past 7AM, and I’ve got SUCH a hankerin’ for chocolate… Thanks, guys…

Wonder if I’ve got enuff change for the candy machine??

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Deep breaths now Tater. Repeat after me;

**Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, Sex, Chocolate, **

All better?

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The first and most important reason my 9 year old son is looking forward to our vacation!!! All the other stuff like Venice and the Eiffel Tower is just extra, he WANTS KINDER EGGS!!!

I have an entire shoe box full of the little toys! I love them!

Oh, and not only do we get a few dozen from grandpa every few months, we each get our very own advent calendar. We should be getting this years any day now, so - HA! :stuck_out_tongue:

Hijack - If any of you Euro-Dopers can get away, you are more than welcome to join us in our travels around Europe.

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Hey, there is nothing wrong with being stodgy.
Instead or lamenting, I suggest you learn to love the stodgyness.

My cool friends have a site for this-

http://www.stodgy.com

They call it the ultimate guide to online frumpiness.

There’s no chocolate eating there, but there is a page of wooden ducks and the men there wear brown shorts with black socks. They will love you there :stuck_out_tongue:

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Yes, but your belly button looks fabulous! Fabulous fabulous fabulous! :claps hands like a Klumpp:

Just make sure you don’t go dodgy on us . . . we’ve already got that, and we’ve got all we can handle, I’m afraid.

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You have a whole bunch of extraneous punctuation in there. That should be: Sex Cocolate, Chocolate sex, sex chocolate, chocolate sex, . . .

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Tater, hon, I morn your loss. Really. In the mean time, how about sending all these Kinder Eggs (ever eaten the GIANT kinder eggs? The ones the size of your head? mmmm) Cadbury bars and Rollos that remain uneaten transatlantic to me. I will give them a loving home. In my belly.

In fact, that goes for any extra Milka you have lying around, too. Especially the kind with creme filling. Oy.

SwimmingRiddles,
Chairman
European Chocolate Relocation Project
In My Belly location

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Hmmmmm…lost taste for chocolate, belly button looks fabulous…wonder if there could be a cause and effect thingy going on there? Nah!

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Allrighty, I seem to be the only one who doesn’t know what kinder eggs are. Anyone care to enlighten me?

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Kinder Eggs are hollow chocolate eggs lined with white chocolate, but the best part is the yellow plastic yolk in the center. Inside the yolk is a fantastic toy!!! Half the fun are the toys you have to put together. I love these toys (except the lame puzzles).

Sadly, I think they are now banned from sale in the U.S.

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tatertot . . . come to the dark side tatertot . . .

You too could be a cynical curmudgeon . . . join me in kicking puppies and depriving small children of their candy . . . join me in denying the sincerity of others . . . you have started down the road, it is just a few steps farther . . . tatertot . . .
Seriously, though, any process that will result in you giving up Hello Kitty is probably a good process. Embrace it.

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Well, the loss of chocolate is one thing. I’ve never cared much for it myself. But if you start wandering around here muttering about young folks nowadays, and asking us to turn our music down, then I’ll be forced to ask you to hand over your drivers license. :stuck_out_tongue:

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My suggestion is that you swear off the Hello Kitty! stuff and maybe your desire for chocolate will return. If that doesn’t work, I will negotiate with Swiddles for a European Chocolate Relocation francise.