I suffer a commonplace quirk.
Of wanting to not do my work.
It’s more fun to post
With the message board host,
And when I don’t post, I might lurk.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah
And then he blew his head right off.
There was a young woman named Alice
Who used a stick of dynamite for a phallus
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And part of her anus
In Dallas
This isn’t mine, but I loved it. It came from a contest to use Lewinsky, Kazinsky, and Clinton in a limerick.
Clinton and Lewinsky have shown
What Kazinsky must always have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice of how to be blown.
The membership here is quite varyin’
Including a free Libertarian
A veterinarian
Rural agrarian
Sextegenarian
German-born Aryan
And Hentor the savage Barbarian
Not doper related but a favorite I’ve posted before.
There once was a fellow named Dirkin
Who was fond of jerkin’ his gherkin
Said his wife the Dirkin
From jerkin’ yer gherkin
You benn shirkin’ yer furkin’. Ya Bastard!
JohnnyPhebs:
Oh. Okay. I quite honestly was not expecting something like that, but thanks anyway… I think…
<IThinkNot grimaces, kicking herself for asking such a retarded question like that>
Ask a guy from Nantucket
As a thread it’s better to duck it
No more of these
I’m begging you please
Like Creosote I might need a bucket
