Oi! calm kiwi! It’s Thursday night already, and unless you’re lying dismembered in a ditch somewhere I WANT GORY DETAILS!
If she’s lying dismembered in a ditch, the details will be extremely gory.
Maybe she’s on her honeymoon? 
Honeymoon!
Details!!!
Um, Kiwi…?
Hello…?
Her email is private.
Nuts.
I have calm kiwi’s email address from the mug exchange. I sent her an email yesterday and again this morning letting her know that we are both concerned and curious.
Kiwi’s profile says she was “last active” today, so we needn’t worry she IS lying dismembered in a ditch. I’ll expect she’ll post when she feels like it.
Didn’t even think to check that - thanks for bringing it up. That lets me feel a lot less concerned. 
<dramatic voice>
what if she did invite him over and he, and he, and he, and he… he might be reading this right now! in her house! on her computer! for 20 minutes!! cue eerie music
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Well, it’s now Friday morning. Pins and needles, needles and pins…
Paging Ms. Kiwi, Ms. Calm Kiwi, Please come to the courtesy desk your party is waiting…
Perhaps she went to her grandparents’ house for Thanksgiving.
Well that would explain a long absence, since she’s in New Zealand. 
Nuthin’? Nuthin’ at all?
::taps foot::
Come on! We want details.
Hope it went well, or at least ok.
:::pulls up chair, passes out cookies to everyone:::
It was a very good year! 
::::bump::::
Are we left to conclude that all went veerrry well and she’s too busy boinkin’ to post a message?
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JCOM what are you doing up at this hour?
I’m suffering from post holiday over-napping.
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