You must have had one interesting childhood. 
My favorite bad joke:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient Cow.
Impatient Cow -
- MOO!
You get more time to react if you use “Interrupting Cow”. Its only one syllable, but it helps.
I have no clue. You tell me. ::whispers:: [sub] with your tongue[/sub] 
::snickers::
Well, I have never had sexual relations with the elevator door, but there is this one glass door in the building that is just oh so sexual. I couldn’t resist its charms.
Yeah, what were we on when we came up with this?
Complete side note - My sub today in sociology sounds exactly like Bill Clinton. I begged him to say “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.” He wouldn’t do it. 
Uhhh…
I still don’t get it, but then again I’m kinda slow.
Maybe a couple of drinks would help…
A couple of drinks never hurt anything. ::grabs heineken and takes a slow sip:: But I guess the point is that…drumroll please…there is no point! This is MPSIMS after all.
There’s no point?
I’ll drink to that!
Oh no! I post to a thread and then forget all about it, and see what happens? I miss this great flirting opportunity! Sigh. I’m just gonna post my sig here, because it’s so apropos. 
Maybe I can breathe new life into … the thread.
Two seagulls were flying over St. Louis, and one of them looks down and says, “Look, Charles, Chicago!”
I love un-jokes. You tell an un-joke when someone walks in on a conversation and see if they laugh… then you laugh at him when it’s apparent that they don’t get it.
Two icebergs were floating around in Utah when suddenly they bumped… and out of nowhere pops a chocolate chip!
::pause::
And not only was it a chocolate chip… it was a mint!!
Or you can get someone else in on the gag, and have them laugh after the un-punchline, and see everyone rack their brains trying to figure out the un-joke.
A wombat and a crocodile were in the shower, when the croc drops the soap. He says to the wombat, “Get that for me, will you?” The wombat says, “What do you think this is, a toaster?!?!?”
::pause::
Don’t you get it?
::pause::
Five letters… rhymes with “fish”?
Sure, it’s kinda cruel, but hey… it’s funny!
And, a shameless ::BUMP:: so that ssskuggiii will notice her thread and I won’t feel quite so rejected…