Have you had sexual relations with that door? [the elevator door in one of the buildings at our school] I have.
Have you had sexual relations with a pole? Lindsay has.
Doctor Jackson stands alone in the vast wasteland that is called the Internet, his hair still mussed from the mighty WWHHHHOOOOSSSHHH! that just passed overhead, his mind a jumble of confusing thoughts - “Huh?” was one. “Maybe it’s a Polish joke. It has the word ‘pole’ in it.” was another. “But it doesn’t start like any Polish joke I’ve ever heard before.” was still a third. “Wouldn’t sex with an elevator door hurt? Slam! Open slowly. Slam! Open slowly. Slam!”. Too many thoughts, too little brain.
Too dazed to think any longer, DJ curls up tightly in a fetal position, rocks rhythmically back and forth while moaning quietly, and waits for someone to take him by the hand and lead him gently into understanding.
have you had sexual relations with a tree? My friend Doug has. (really!)
Two words: chipmunk hole
Just watch your nuts.
Dendropheliac.
That’s all I have to say.
This sucker’s gonna sink fast without some sort of explanation…
Fighting ignorance, indeed.
I dunno…maybe it has to do with “A pole” being both an inanimate object and a citizen of Poland. Maybe “a pole” is a reference either to the male sexual organ, or some tool used in masturbation, but I still don’t understand the door part. Of course, I don’t know Lindsay…
Two more words: bee hive.
sexual relations with the floor? I!
I swear, having certain people around me while I’m eating and have a laptop at hand is a bad combination. Uhm, the elevator door thing was a joke. [But, just to tell ya, it was the best lay of my life. ::snicker, snicker::]
I still don’t get it…
but maybe I can save this joke thread.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
…Right where you left him.
:Maniacal laughter is heard by all:
I like steeljaw’s joke better, even though the thought of a dog with no legs makes me sad.
I don’t get ssskugiii’s joke though…
…I’m guessing several martini’s
“I hope that life isn’t some big joke, because I don’t get it.” – Jack Handey
… and I’m dying to know. WAG: It sounds like a Bill Clinton ripoff, maybe? shrug
Actually, I think the SD folks can talk longer about nothing than about something. Witness this thread: 15 replies, all but one from clueless people.
So, ssskuggiii, what’s the deal?
I’m guessing that she got Homer’s lunch by accident…
Magic mushroom soup?
Yes, I have to take back that comment. In other news…
Here’s a joke I made up when I was 2 1/2 years old:
Q. Why did the frog jump over the tree?
A. Because the car hit him.
What’s the difference between a mongoose?
Both of it’s one legs are the same.
Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a tomato.
Why did little Johnny fall off his bicycle?
Little Johnny was a fish.
Same type of humour ssskuggiii?
Why do elephants have four feet?
Six inches would never satisfy a female elephant.
No wait. That amde snese, whtaevre wsa I thniking?