Thesaurus

  1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because two underqualified and overpaid politicians requested that I do so; they asked me for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my thoughts on what I think they should do and* cashier *your procreating ass because President Trump is a blowout who comes up below accepted norms.
  1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because two underqualified and overpaid politicians requested that I do so; they gave me the third degree for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my thoughts on what I think they should do and cashier your procreating ass because President Trump is a blowout who comes up below accepted norms.
  1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because two underqualified and overpaid *public servants *requested that I do so; they gave me the third degree for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my thoughts on what I think they should do and cashier your procreating ass because President Trump is a blowout who comes up below accepted norms.
  1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because two underqualified and overpaid public servants requested that I do so; they gave me the third degree for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my thoughts on what I think they should do and cashier your procreating ass because* the egotistical douchebag in the White House* is a blowout who comes up below accepted norms.

Pass, because I did this one.

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

  1. 'Twas the night previous to Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
  1. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the Nativity and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
  1. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
  1. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.

I’m impressed at how well that last one turned out. Best one yet. Well done.

  1. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through the house not a beast was stirring, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
  1. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through half of Congress not a beast was stirring, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
  1. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through half of Congress not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through half of Congress not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical depictions and all through half of Congress not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical depictions and all through over 400 politicians that really need to get their shit together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical depictions and *completely skewered *over 400 politicians that really need to get their shit together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical depictions and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically)* that time of day when darkness governed* previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical depictions and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.

15… It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that gets it’s shit precisely together at a pixel level.