Thesaurus

  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or a responsive mental state, not even a device that gets its shit precisely together at a pixel level.

And I deleted penultima’s misplaced apostrophe. :slight_smile:

  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or a responsive mental state, not even a device that gets its anal semisolid waste discharge precisely together at a pixel level.
  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or a responsive mental state, not even a machine that gets its anal semisolid waste discharge precisely together at a pixel level.
  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered *in excess of twenty score of *politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or a responsive mental state, not even a machine that gets its anal semisolid waste discharge precisely together at a pixel level.
  1. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical observance of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered in excess of twenty score of politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or a responsive mental state, not even a machine that gets its anal semisolid waste discharge precisely together at a pixel level.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

  1. One of my two parent’s mother got run over by a reindeer.

That’s an awfully short piece of text to work with.

  1. A whole number less than two but more than zero of my two parent’s mother got run over by a reindeer.
  1. A whole number less than two but more than zero of my two parent’s mother got run over by a hoofed mammal native to the northern climes of Europe, Siberia and North America.

More of a challenge, are you up to it?

  1. A whole number less than two but more than zero of my two parental unit’s mother got run over by a hoofed mammal native to the northern climes of Europe, Siberia and North America.
  1. A whole number less than two but more than zero of my two parental unit’s mother got run over by a hoofed mammal commonly found in the northern climes of Europe, Siberia and North America.

Short ones that get longer are better than ones that start out long.:wink:

  1. A whole number less than two but more than zero of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got run over by a hoofed mammal commonly found in the northern climes of Europe, Siberia and North America.
  1. A whole number less than two but more than zero of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to death by a hoofed mammal commonly found in the northern climes of Europe, Siberia and North America.
  1. A whole number less than two but more than a placeholder representing a lack of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to death by a hoofed mammal commonly found in the northern climes of Europe, Siberia and North America.
  1. A whole number less than two but more than a placeholder representing a lack of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to death by a homicidal cervine commonly found in the northern climes of Europe, Siberia and North America.
  1. A whole number less than two but more than a placeholder representing a lack of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to death by a homicidal cervine commonly found in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from the sun.
  1. A whole number less than two but more than a placeholder representing a lack of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless state by a homicidal cervine commonly found in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from the sun.

dupe

  1. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a lack of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless state by a homicidal cervine commonly found in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from the sun.
  1. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a lack of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless state by a homicidal cervine commonly found in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from our local luminous mass of gas.

14*. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a lack of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless sovereign political entity by a homicidal cervine commonly found in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from our local luminous mass of gas.

  • The number stayed at 14 because 8 got skipped.
  1. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a lack of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless sovereign political entity by a homicidal cervine commonly found in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from our local star.