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  1. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a deficit of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless sovereign political entity by a homicidal cervine commonly found in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from our local star.
  1. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a deficit of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless sovereign political entity by a homicidal cervine commonly discovered in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from our local star.
  1. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a deficit of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless sovereign political entity by a homicidal cervine commonly discovered in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third astronomical body orbiting a star or stellar remnant that is massive enough to be rounded by its own gravity from our local star.
  1. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a deficit of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless sovereign political entity by a *murderous *cervine commonly discovered in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third astronomical body orbiting a star or stellar remnant that is massive enough to be rounded by its own gravity from our local star.
  1. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a deficit of my two parental unit’s parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless sovereign political entity by a murderous cervine commonly discovered in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third astronomical body orbiting a star or stellar remnant that is massive enough to be rounded by its own gravity from the nearest star.

I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return, the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior brains, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart, and the Lion, by virtue of his courage.

  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior brains, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart, and the Lion, by virtue of his courage.
  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart, and the Lion, by virtue of his courage.
  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart, and the Lion, by virtue of his courage.
  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent pumplike, muscular organ of blood circulation, and the Lion, by virtue of his courage.
  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent pumplike, muscular organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.
  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return to this coordinate in space-time, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent pumplike, muscular organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.
  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his nifty pumplike, muscular organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.
  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his nifty throbbing, powerful organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.
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  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return to this coordinate in space-time, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his nifty throbbing, powerful organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.

Fixing my screw-up here. I somehow missed panache45’s #6.

  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return to this coordinate in space-time, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his remarkably adept grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his nifty throbbing, powerful organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.

Why is Dawkins called “Scarecrow”? Google has failed me.

#6 again? I give up :slight_smile:

  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return to this coordinate in space-time, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his remarkably adept grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by a giant sentient spaceship in Star Trek: TNG, by virtue of his nifty throbbing, powerful organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.
  1. (6 was repeated) I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return to this coordinate in space-time, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his remarkably adept grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by a giant sentient spaceship in Star Trek: TNG, by virtue of his nifty throbbing, powerful organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her cowardly dog.
  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return to this coordinate in space-time, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his remarkably adept grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by a giant sentient spaceship in Star Trek: TNG, by virtue of his nifty throbbing, powerful organ of blood making the rounds, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her cowardly dog.
  1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return to this coordinate in space-time, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his remarkably adept grey matter, shall replace me as head honcho, assisted by a giant sentient spaceship in Star Trek: TNG, by virtue of his nifty throbbing, powerful organ of blood making the rounds, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her cowardly dog.