- Should an ancient someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your acquaintance be forgot and days of old long since? For our salad days, my dear, for auld lang syne. We’ll take the cup o’ kindness up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
- Should an ancient someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your acquaintance be *expunged from the hippocampus *and days of old long since? For our salad days, my dear, for auld lang syne. We’ll take the cup o’ kindness up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
- Should an ancient someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your acquaintance be expunged from the hippocampus and days of old long since? For our salad days, my dear, for auld lang syne. We’ll booze it up on kindness up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
- Should an ancient someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your acquaintance be expunged from the hippocampus and days of old long since? For our salad days, my dear, for back in the day. We’ll booze it up on kindness up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
- Should an ancient someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your acquaintance be expunged from the hippocampus and 24 hour periods of old long since? For our salad days, my dear, for back in the day. We’ll booze it up on kindness up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
[It’s getting more and more difficult to sing this to the tune of Auld Lang Syne.]
Edit: Looks like we missed #12 so I skipped to 13.
- Does the categorical imperative state that an ancient someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your acquaintance be expunged from the hippocampus and 24 hour periods of old long since? For our salad days, my dear, for back in the day. We’ll booze it up on kindness up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
- Does the categorical imperative state that an ancient someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your acquaintance be expunged from the hippocampus and 24 hour periods of old long since? For our salad days, my significant other, for back in the day. We’ll booze it up on kindness up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
- Does the categorical imperative state that an ancient someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your acquaintance be expunged from the hippocampus and 24 hour periods of old long since? For our salad days, my significant other, for back in the day. We’ll booze it up on the quality of being gentle, caring and helpful, up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
- Does the categorical imperative state that an ancient someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your ken and conversance be expunged from the hippocampus and 24 hour periods of old long since? For our salad days, my significant other, for back in the day. We’ll booze it up on the quality of being gentle, caring and helpful, up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
- Does the categorical imperative state that a bygone someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your ken and conversance be expunged from the hippocampus and 24 hour periods of old long since? For our salad days, my significant other, for back in the day. We’ll booze it up on the quality of being gentle, caring and helpful, up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
- Does the categorical imperative state that a bygone someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your Barbie’s lowercased male friend and conversance be expunged from the hippocampus and 24 hour periods of old long since? For our salad days, my significant other, for back in the day. We’ll booze it up on the quality of being gentle, caring and helpful, up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
- Does the categorical imperative state that a bygone someone you know escape your memory and never be recollected? Should geezers of your Barbie’s lowercased male friend and conversance be expunged from the hippocampus and 24 hour periods of old long since? For our salad days, my significant other, for back in the day. We’ll booze it up on the quality of being nonabrasive, caring and helpful, up until the present or a specified or implied time for hella long time ago.
Let’s see how much we can augment, if not actually improve a classic: (Scaramouche by Rafael Sabatini)
“He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. And that was all his patrimony.”
- He popped out of his momma with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. And that was all his patrimony
- He popped out of his momma with a lagniappe of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. And that was all his patrimony.
3*. He popped out of his momma with a lagniappe of laughter and a sense that the world was nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his patrimony.
*2 got skipped
- He popped out of his preggers old lady with a lagniappe of laughter and a sense that the world was nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his patrimony.
- He popped out of his preggers old lady with a lagniappe of laughter and a sense that the world was nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his belonging by ancient endowment.
- He popped out of his preggers old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a sense that the world was nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his belonging by ancient endowment.
- He popped out of his preggers old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the world was nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his belonging by ancient endowment.
- He popped out of his preggers old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the world was nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his belonging by ancient penis size.