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  1. He popped out of his preggers old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third stone from the sun are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his belonging by ancient penis size.
  1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third stone from the sun are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his belonging by ancient penis size.
  1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third stone from the sun are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by ancient penis size.
  1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third stone from the G-type main-sequence star that comprises about 99.86% of the mass of the Solar System are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by ancient penis size.
  1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence star that comprises about 99.86% of the mass of the Solar System are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by ancient penis size.
  1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence star that comprises about 99.86% of the mass of the Solar System are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian penis size.

Bloody hell, that’s 100 posts for me in one rollicking thread (and just a poor imitation of the esteemed panache45)
3% of my total contribution to SDMB … :eek:

  1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence star that comprises about 99.86% of the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei of the Solar System are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian penis size.

“Esteemed”? :confused:

  1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence star that comprises about 99.86% of the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei of the Solar System are nuttier than a revolting, widely disparaged baked item traditionally served at Christmas. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian penis size.
  1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence artistic performer or athlete whose leading role or superior performance is acknowledged that comprises about 99.86% of the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei of the Solar System are nuttier than a revolting, widely disparaged baked item traditionally served at Christmas. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian penis size.
  1. He exited briefly of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence [artistic performer or athlete whose leading role or superior performance is acknowledged that comprises about 99.86% of the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei of the Solar System are nuttier than a revolting, widely disparaged baked item traditionally served at Christmas. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian penis size.
  1. He exited briefly of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence [artistic performer or athlete whose leading role or superior performance is acknowledged that comprises about 99.86% of the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei of the Solar System are nuttier than a revolting, widely disparaged baked item traditionally served at Christmas. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian purple-headed yogurt slinger size.
  1. He exited briefly of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence [artistic performer or athlete whose leading role or superior performance is acknowledged that comprises about 99.86% of the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei of the Solar System are nuttier than a revolting, widely disparaged baked item traditionally served at Christmas. And that was all his soldier’s gear, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian purple-headed yogurt slinger size.

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Mister Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

  1. Mister Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a girlfriend pop?
  1. Sahib Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a girlfriend pop?
  1. Sahib Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the innermost area of a girlfriend pop?
  1. Sahib Owl, how many licks does it take to get deep inside of a girlfriend pop?

(wow, I really had no idea this sentence would go here when I started it. Honest!)

  1. Sahib Owl, how many slurps does it take to get deep inside of a girlfriend pop?

(didn’t take us long, did it?)

  1. Sahib Obstacle Warning Laser, how many slurps does it take to get deep inside of a girlfriend pop?
  1. Sahib Obstacle Warning Laser, how many slurps does it take to get deep inside of a girlfriend carbonated soft drink?
  1. Sahib Obstacle Warning Laser, how many slurps does it take to get deep inside of a girlfriend carbonated *squishy *drink?