Perfect Name For a Gay Bar
Beck and Betsy the Beagle see a bad, bad, bad thang!
Nah, too long to fit on the sign, and answering the phone would be a pain.
How to make biscuits – need answer fastish
Need buttermilk ideas. (Other than biscuits)
I guess the answer didn’t come fast enough, and the biscuits didn’t work out.
YOUR misheard lyrics
Why don’t we eat hear more about mushrooms?
If that’s what you think Richard Harris was singing in “MacArthur Park” we’d better get you in for testing, pronto.
** Happy birthday, Colonel Tom!
Turning 100 at least**
The Colonel’s old.
Catastrophic work of intelligence agencies in relation to Kim Jong Un
Do you think a normal guy would ever wear women’s undies ?
We’ll know soon enough. The C.I.A. has seized records of all Victoria’s Secret shipments to the Hermit Kingdom since the late '90s.
** The Smithsonian
Perfect Name For a Gay Bar**
That could work. You could cover the walls with historical objects (real or faked) and dioramas. Bonus points if you slant them towards gay themes (Like, say, a bar stool from the Stonewall)
** Apparently I will never receive my stamps.
What happened to the post office attempting to deliver mail?**
Bizarre graduate degrees
I, a 39-year-old man, just learnt how to shave properly
Congratulations on your receiving the coveted D.S.T. (Doctor of Shaving Technique). We look forward to publication of your thesis.*
*Lancet or Proceedings of the National Academy of Lather would undoubtedly be interested.
Rent strike in the USA
What’s the Difference Between an Exorcism and a Prayer of Exorcism?
“You owe $1800 on back rent.” “Cast out demons!!!”
Yeah, that’ll work. :dubious:
You have 102 billion dollars and have to give 100 billion away, what do you do with it
How accurate do like your wristwatch?
Cause you can get a really freakin accurate wristwatch for 1, 2 mill, tops, so you could give away 100,000 of them to railroad engineers so they won’t run into each other for lack of an accurate like they are wont to do these days.
You have 102 billion dollars and have to give 100 billion away, what do you do with it
**Please tell me about owning chickens **
You can get a lot of them for 100 billion?
** Moving is awful. What do I do with all this stuff??
The Smithsonian**
Best casket to use for a mausoleum burial?
There must be other alternatives to farmers slaughtering livestock, right?
Cremation will save you a bundle over a fancy cow-sized casket.
** Sounds you don’t want to hear
Fungus among us and a Virus near us!**
Just STFU, Dr. Fauci. :mad:
Separated by one:
**How do I save this plant?
Plant ID please**
We can’t help your plant without a valid ID
You want Fries with that? Stripper Fast Food Drive Through
Fungus among us and a Virus near us!
Somebody’s not using their PPE!
With Lockdown, How Can I Spend My $1,200?
Just got my free book from Tom Cantor
You can get a lot of free books for $1200!
Why am I getting ads for…
Gifts you’d rather not get
Because Alexa doesn’t hear the “don’t” when it keeps hearing them say “I don’t want you to give me any more ugly sweaters for christmas!”.
** Gifts you’d rather not get
Best casket to use for a mausoleum burial?**
We thought you’d be thrilled. You’re not getting any younger, you know.
How do I save this plant?
How do I kill these trees?
Welcome to “Gardening With Jekyll & Hyde”.