**What is the scariest situation you have been in?
Blue Meat **
“Aunt Mabel, that meat is–it’s blue!”
“Oh, yes, it was on sale. Can you believe they were just going to throw it out? Here, pass your plate over.”
:gulp:
How many Dopers in your household?
What is the scariest situation you have been in?
The morning rush to the bathroom after the DopeFest at the new Mexican restaurant. :eek:
Whay Would You Use 70% Ground Beef For?
A Girl Like You (x3)
Or if you prefer, a hot dog for your roll. 
Odd result when microwaving.
charcoal in grocery stores
Your microwave oven is way too powerful.
When was the last time you dialed “0” and talked to the operator?
Hey! I’m bored
A question for those that call themselves “Christian”
Continents-Manmade?
I think we all know the likely answer to that one.
Extremely important question, from a confused black teenager
How did the bloody glove get to OJ’s house?
A confused white Bronco?
** So tell me, what defines a True Atheist?
The right to bear arms **
Since I don’t believe in “love thy neighbor.”
**Happy to recycle my water bottle BUT…
My dog is a sloppy drinker.
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That’s OK – Dog slobber doesn’t bother recyclers.
** Interesting phrase origin of Bible verse “For now we see through a glass, darkly”
The Wife bought a new TV
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… and the brightness control doesn’t work.
What is the Chick Fil A attraction?
Foods made out of potentially lethal ingredients
The Wife bought a new TV
I’m getting vision therapy
** Canadians: What do you call Canadian bacon?
Replacement Windows (hopefully I have the right forum for this)
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“We need some more bacon, eh?”
“No, we can just use the replacement window as long as you don’t mind a little draft.”
** "If You Bought This Book Without A Cover…
How big are Komodo Dragons?
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I’d look at the cover but IT’S GONE 
**Whay Would You Use 70% Ground Beef For?
Foods made out of potentially lethal ingredients
Lamest, weakest guitar riffs/solos
More very hate-able commercials**
Well, only the first one seems all that practical.
**Women what do you find attractive in a man?
How to build wealth**
**Who writes this crap?
Question for Film/Movie Makers or anyone with the answer **
I write it, actually.
Easiest Colonoscopy Ever!
Anybody else feel bad after being vulnerable with close friend?
** Winter Blues Postcard Exchange
Hey! I’m bored.
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I’m so bored that I’m exchanging postcards!
So tell me, what defines a True Atheist?
Trump’s pathological need to lie about Obama
** Easiest Colonoscopy Ever!
My dog is a sloppy drinker.**
But I kept her bowl filled with Miralax, and it all worked out in the end.
** What the heck was that sound last night?
Do you like getting up and getting ready while it is still dark?
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No, because I keep bashing into things in the dark, and making sounds.