These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

What’s the oldest meat in your freezer…
Canadians: What do you call Canadian bacon?

That’s not Canadian bacon - it’s vanilla ice cream left over from the Carter Administration! :eek:

** Extremely important question, from a confused black teenager
So tell me, what defines a True Atheist?
A question for those that call themselves “Christian”**

Teenagers are often confused about religion.

** Easiest Colonoscopy Ever!
Why not make enough?**

Enough WHAT?

**Would you rather?
Advise me on using Tinder!
**

**What the heck was that sound last night?
Rangers vs Olympians
**
And they were fighting from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Happy to recycle my water bottle BUT…
My dog is a sloppy drinker.

Leave the toilet seat up - problem solved.

I can murder someone in Yellowstone and I can’t be tried for it?
How would you die if you “fell” into Old Faithful?

“Just stand right there Jerry, so I can take your picture. It’s not scheduled to erupt for another 20 minutes, honest.”

** How to build wealth

What will happen if I don’t pay a parking ticket issued by a private parking lot?
**
Don’t pay often enough and you’ll be golden.

** Extremely important question, from a confused black teenager

Would YOU write a letter of apology to a professor?
**

Cause and effect:

**If Donald Trump is so awful, then… **

**It’s going to get a lot worse before it gets better **

Just spotted in MPSIMS:

XKCD Winnipeg shout-out
So… tell me about hearing aids

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The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread
Danish boy finds remains of German Messerschmitt in a field

**Novels with pregnant heroines?
Rosemary’s Baby **

So far, no one has mentioned the latter in the former thread.

**World’s Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017

And Then The Murders Began**

Sounds about right.

Travelling to Trump’s America in August
If I die in the OR

…it means I believed the advice that any Chicago neighborhood would do just fine.

** Women what do you find attractive in a man?

Why does feeling attractive feel creepy?
**

** Danish boy finds remains of German Messerschmitt in a field
No, you can’t live here.**

And I don’t want to.

If Donald Trump is so awful, then…
Poll: Who will be our next president? (note: who will be, not who you would like it to be)

In GQ index for one shining moment:

What is the constitutional basis for private prisons?
I can murder someone in Yellowstone and I can’t be tried for it?
How would you die if you “fell” into Old Faithful?

Anyone had to have their gutters replaced recently?
Easiest Colonoscopy Ever!

**My “Donate My Body To Science” Thing

I haven’t had even the mildest breakout of eczema in over 18 months **

It’s Science’s body now, and they know how to take care of it.