**Finding diamonds in Arkansas
Any Cartographers Here?
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Just where IS Arkansas, anyway?
Single for awhile now…musings.
**I need… a good mop. **
TMI, dude.
** I just realized I don’t think I know anyone with (just a) mustache. Do you?
Not My Urologist…
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**Weiner dog owners, can we talk?
What is Trump’s Tree?
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I want to walk my Weiner dog there after he hydrates.
** What kind of car should I get? (Need answer sort of fast)
Hurray! Auto emission standards reduced! Phew!
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Just in Time!
**A visit from the Master of the Univers (plus harem)
What to do with a box of condoms
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What “American” activities would Japanese high school exchange students want to engage in?
Kamikazes in the U.S. military, and the implications
Fart transmitted diseases
Expensive in the USA but cheap in Europe
See? Nationalized health care is in fact the way to go!
**What does Will Smith say in the theme to Fresh Prince?
I love celery **
Things that bug you about Star Trek
Unconvential Music Solos
I hate those Theremin solos!
**Finding a biological parent when you don’t know who they are.
DNA Analysis **
That’s one way.
**What if Japan hadn’t surrendered?
How is modern warfare different from WWII?**
For one, Japan doesn’t surrender nearly as much.
Collaborative experiment
Can you bend just the last joint of your fingers?
All right everybody, on the count of three…1, 2, 3, BEND!
Your startup idea is stupid and I can’t implement it for you
The Kellyanne Conway Thread
If only she’d told him that.
Weiner dog owners, Can we talk?
I need help please
and if it weren’t for this thread being in the way I could follow it up with
Idiot dog owners
An absolutely perfect example of blind justice
Elderly farmer in UK acquitted of shooting would be burglar
Alas, poor Alexa, I knew her — YEAGGGHHHH!
Maybe if justice weren’t blind the farmer would have been convicted of doing in Alexa.
**If you could only watch one actor’s movies for the rest of your life…
Disney Beauty & the Beast live-action**
Emma Watson all the way!
** This is why I prefer not to date
I’m a hoodlum!**
Yeah, they get bent out of shape when I take them to dinner and then steal their purse. :dubious:
**I shot a couple of suppressed firearms yesterday…
Killing someone and trying to get away with it is exhausting! **
Killing someone and trying to get away with it is exhausting!
First Dates are fun!
Fun, but exhausting…