**I shot a couple of suppressed firearms yesterday…
First Dates are fun!
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Lotta mileage in these thread titles…
** Killing someone and trying to get away with it is exhausting!
Anybody else suffer from inappropriate laughter syndrome?**
Successful hitmen don’t go into fits of giggling. Just sayin’.
From Woody Allen’s 1969 film Take the Money and Run:
Killing someone and trying to get away with it is exhausting!
This is why I prefer not to date
** David Rockefeller has died
Anybody else suffer from inappropriate laughter syndrome?**
Harsh.
**Girl Guides Canada cancels US travel
Killing someone and trying to get away with it is exhausting!
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A question for those that call themselves “Christian”
Will they really bring back the battleship?
Jesus is coming - and this time he’s heavily armed.
A question for those that call themselves “Christian”
At what point did Civil Defense in the USA during the Cold War become pointless?
Hey, once huge flaming mountains start falling into the sea, and a third of the seas turn to blood, and the star “Wormwood” falls from the heavens and poisons the waters, and a third of the stars are cast down from the heavens, I don’t think your basement fallout shelter is going to help you much.
**Theft of copper power lines - is this common?
Can you get in trouble for reporting too many items stolen to amazon
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How long a stolen power line is too much?
** This Morning I was a “Typical” Male
I am Throwing Things Away**
No way! You’re gonna have to turn in your “Typical Male” card.
Girl Guides Canada cancels US travel
This is why I prefer not to date
"Man, I had a hot date lined up with this 10-year old Canadian chick, and then she cancelled on me!
…Hey, why’s everybody looking at me like that?"
**How Did The Germans Treat American POW’s in WWII?
April Showers.
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** CanadaDope 2017: Celebrating the Sesquicentennial - “… and loving it!”
Pilot in Calgary passes out in cockpit before take-off; charged with drunk operation of aircraft**
**The Gift of Life-Who would you pick?
The world oldest man is an holocaust survivor. **
** Please give us some pointers for our South-West USA road trip and tell us we’re not crazy…
Do you like The Beach?**
Because if that’s the reason you picked New Mexico over California, then you’re crazy.
**Transgender weightlifter wins women’s competition.
I think I’m discovering a new path in life
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**I didnt think it was possible for any person who works inside a office to go to work and not
Post Something Interesting About English **
**Sperm testing: there’s an app for that
Handshake! Handshake? “They want us to shake hands.” Trump refusing to shake hands with Merkel
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Artforms that could be great but suck
Unintentionally funny songs
**Space travel
Per-mile tax
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It adds up fast…