**What do you have a degree in?
32,256 piece jigsaw puzzle **
From the prestigious Milton Bradley University.
Dang it, Spouse!
Most shocking you have learned about your ancestors?
Honey! Why didn’t you tell me your grandmother was a cannibal? :eek:
What do you look for in a veggie “meat substitute”?
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam …
It hasn’t got a lot of Spam in it.
** Your fanciest hotel room?
Chicago - free parking near L station**
The back seat is comfy, but I never find mints on the cushions. 
What is the worst fashion trend that you followed?
What does the word ‘Floop’ mean to you?
And here we see the spring collection, with the latest in floops…
Electrical tape. What is it used for?
“Let me make you cool” - does this happen IRL?
It worked for Wendy O. Williams.
** Grey Hair?
fat **
You’ll find lots of choices on match.com.
Any neo-Freudians out there?
Can I write on a Word document by hand?
Fantasizing about masturbation, hmmm?
Cubmaster tips and tricks, please
“Stealthing” (man removing a condom in mid-sex act)
“That’s just not right.”
** Old-enough American Dopers: AARP member or not?
What do you do if you find a gun in a plane’s bathroom? **
Keep it. Ain’t no one gonna mess with my Social Security.
**Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam …
Poll: That old-time firearm solvent scent… **
**Worst Fast Food Menu Gimmick Item You Ever Tried?
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam … **
** Who does not have to call POTUS “Mr. President”?
Just how good an approximation is Nukemap? **
Quite good, really. 
If You Met Someone Who Went To An Exclusive Boarding School, What Would You Ask Them?
Is it okay to be sick of gratuitous gayity?
I was sick of it after the exclusive boarding school.
** Is it okay to be sick of gratuitous gayity?
How good are you driving stick?
**
…if you know what I mean.
**I got a message from President Trump!
My Cat Loves Applesauce
**
**Women find male genitals replusive, and most men don’t even know it
Dick-slicers of the world, unite!
**
**Garygnu Welcomes Babygnu
Unfortunate names of real people **
Yes. Unfortunately, those are their real names.
** What has been the leading cause of death for humans?
Why do cats do this? **
Because they can?
** I’m going to Cape Cod (Provincetown) in June!
Whale wars!
**
Or Whale-Watcher Wars, maybe.