**My Cat Loves Applesauce
Cats: more social than you’d think **
That’s some good applesauce there.
**What do you do if you find a gun in a plane’s bathroom?
Who’s flown first class? What to expect? **
Gold-plated uzis.
**Anyone else ever get the double whammy of a Endoscopy and Colonoscopy?
Participating in your SOs activities which you don’t enjoy **
You’re not thinking of chickening out, are you? Cone on, don’t let your SO down. They’re offering two for one, with a couples discount!
** What are “Chills and Fever”?
At what point does anal sex with a taller woman become impossible?**
Um, maybe your best bet is some nice chicken soup?
**“Stealthing” (man removing a condom in mid-sex act)
Who knew sex harassment could be such a good thing?
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**Driving to Monterrey Mexico?
Poll: How good are you driving stick?
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**Can you tell a joke in 4 words or less?
Plane crash in Mukilteo
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**Anthony Kennedy to retire this year?
He’s been KIDNAPPED (& there’s a reward)
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** Is Business friendly socialism a political ideology
Who’s flown first class? What to expect?**
There is no first class under the New Order. Business class on May Day Airways is a jump seat next to the restroom. 
** Code for electric panel in bedroom closet
Can an electric shock blow off a person’s limbs?**
Punch in 999 while wearing rubber boots. You’ll be fine, really.
**Ransomeware prevention app
He’s been KIDNAPPED (& there’s a reward) **
** So, do you think the CIA tried to kill Kim Jong-un?
Is the first relationship after a bad breakup always bad?**
Poor Kim Jong-un, had to catch Donald on the rebound after the Trump-Putin breakup.
**Looking for scientific nomenclature for the bear anatomy
What percentage of the population has been in a porn movie?**
**Shaving Pubic Area
What makes some teenage girls choose a ‘classy’ look over an ‘arsty’ one? **
There’s no accounting for taste. Get your inspiration here!
**Laborious mini-rants of May
Where the fuck is the sun?
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** Help me with this idiom, please!
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam …
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Needs more Spam…
** What has been the leading cause of death for humans?
Haircut Prices**
“That’ll be twenty bucks for a trim.”
“You’re killing me here!”
** Was this food poisoning or ??
Shaving Pubic Area
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I confuse those all the time, myself
**What has been the leading cause of death for humans?
Tom Mullica’s cigarette trick
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we gotta get him to stop doing that one.
Demand discharge from Hospital
3 days in hospital–I feel like Hell.
Princess Diana died 20 years ago this summer
Now, now. As I recall, she didn’t die from a three-day hospital stay.