**Is STD transmission from one person to another typically 100%?
Where are all the good Viruses?
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Move in this apartment on 5/15/16 and tonight was the very first time I seen a
RATS!
It’s not “a rats”, btw. You sequential thread starters gotta work on your grammar.
**Worst Fast Food Menu Gimmick Item You Ever Tried?
Making gravy.
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That’s not gravy.
Electrical tape. What is it used for?
Shaving Pubic Area
It’s just like pulling off a bandaid. Rip it fast, in a single pull.
**Move in this apartment on 5/15/16 and tonight was the very first time I seen a
Demand discharge from Hospital
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** Loneliness and living in the city.
Move in this apartment on 5/15/16 and tonight was the very first time I seen a**
Not lonely anymore, eh?
** Move in this apartment on 5/15/16 and tonight was the very first time I seen a
Squee right outside our front door - Bunny Martial Arts Stunts! **
We don’t need no steenking laundry room - we got Squee.
**Stella has an ad featuring three apples used in their…
Greek Yogurt: What’s the big deal?
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I don’t really like them apples.
**Princess Diana died 20 years ago this summer
How many times have you almost died? **
Several, but they didn’t get the same amount of news coverage.
Recently I bought several yogurts for Pepper Mill, among them a Greek yogurt with apples. She’d never encountered it before, and decided she likes it.
So Greek Yogurt with Apples exists!
**Is there really no thread for The Leftovers?
Save the salsa!
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We can have it tomorrow!
**What’s for Dinner?
Lucifer, Season 2 (2016-2017)
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The Devil, you say!
**What is and isn’t a “pre-existing condition”
Not having sex on the first date **
Is that IS, or IS NOT?
Is there anything in the ACHA that will actually improve quality of health care or reduce costs?
3 days in hospital–I feel like Hell.
Look at the bright side. Your choices are simple now. Go bankrupt and lose your house, or die! It’s so much less complicated! 
Was this food poisoning or ??
Dogs and Cats Living Together (want to avoid mass hysteria)
Might be both, depending on how much inter-species coprophagy is going on.
**What would it take to start a new country?
Paving a Road **
I paved this road–now I get to make my own laws and stuff! And I don’t have to pay income tax anymore!
** My bladder defies the laws of physics.
Flooding from Lake Ontario**
** Tyrannosaurus rex: everyone’s favorite dinosaur, right
I Need A Lot of Gift Suggestions For My Wife **
Problem solved - get her the Baby T. Rex Gift Basket™! Also suggested, a pair of chain mail gloves and a bigger yard.
** I need surgery
My bladder defies the laws of physics.
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I’m not sure surgery will fix that. Have you tried medication?
**What has been the leading cause of death for humans?
Kirlian Photography.
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This is why I hate woo.
** Not having sex on the first date
Is having children selfish act?**
It’s not my idea of a fun date. 