**Trump has fired Comey.
Feeling Lonely
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Shouldn’t have fired him, then.
**Are there really no featherless bipeds besides us?
Schrodinger’s Cat
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**A question for guys who cut their own hair
Poll: Have you ever been a best man or maid of honor?
**
Be interesting to se if there’s a correlation.
** Can I live inside a balloon on the deepest floor of an ocean?
Laptop keeps freezing – help!**
But the Giant Clam dinners are fantastic.
**Man, dead for 30 years, brought back to life!
68 years old, hair growing back
**
If You Met Someone Who Went To An Exclusive Boarding School, What Would You Ask Them?
Can you tell a joke in 4 words or less?
May I have another?
What If Everyone Could Swap Bodies
My bladder defies the laws of physics.
Rate Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ performance
All Four Forces of Physics United
Naw, she’s not that good.
What is the naughtiest thing you did as a child?
Flooding from Lake Ontario
I wouldn’t broadcast that around too much; I imagine a lot pf people are still pissed about that one.
**WV Supremes rule 3-2 that “sex” is not “sexual orientation”
Not having sex on the first date
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How about having sexual orientation on the first date?
It’ll make things easier for the sex on the second date.
**What is the naughtiest thing you did as a child?
High school foreign language classes
**
Oh, mais oui, those French classes!
** How many times have you almost died?
Man, dead for 30 years, brought back to life!
**
Can we count the number of times we actually died and were revived?
Or does that go in a different column?
** If You Met Someone Who Went To An Exclusive Boarding School, What Would You Ask Them?
Can you tell a joke in 4 words or less?
**
Bet you can’t, Preppie!
** Man, dead for 30 years, brought back to life!
Visitors from another time! **
** What is the point of taking an oath?
Does the SD have an attitude problem? **
By cracky, we ain’t got no attitude problem! So bite me. :mad:
Sequential SD clickbait:
Dont Do These Things: They Could Hurt Your Dog
Chocolate Dessert Recipes & Ideas
What is the naughiest thing you did as a child?
I wanted to watch the world origami championship on TV
Oh, yeah, you were a real demon, all right.
Why do people have different “sweat spots”?
Threats on Facebook
“There better not be any neck sweat, Jerry! I’ll unfriend you, I mean it.”
**MSNBC: huge hacking attack spreading across Europe and Asia
What is the naughiest thing you did as a child? **
**Commercials with unintended messages
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam … **
What’s the unintended message?
**Giant Dead Sea Thing washes up on Seram island in Indonesia
Animals your pet has brought into the house **
“No, Fluffy! No! Bad kitty! Bad…Jesus Christ, what the hell is that thing, anyway?”
Goddammit, I was waiting for that one. :mad:
How do you get BANNED?
Strikethrough?
Yeah, when your name starts popping up in threads as [del]Jackmannii[/del], the mods are giving you a subtle hint that your days are numbered.