** Warts That Won’t Go Away.
re: Not Having Sex on the First Date**
Or the second. Or the third…
** RATS!
Animals your pet has brought into the house**
** Am I the only one in the world who loves Arby’s?
What’s for Dinner?
**
**Is being a little cold unhealthy?
Need help calculating heat loss
**
** Matzo meal wienerschnitzel – yes or no?
Cheapest tastiest meal(s) you can make?
**
** ok aussies whats national sorry day ?
Spiders in Australia
**
OK – I can understand that.
**You are in a nursing home room for four. You are deaf.
WTF, Colonel Sanders? **
Weirdest KFC ad yet.
I got the job!
RATS!
Yeah, employment is a mixed blessing.
What is the naughiest thing you did as a child?
My father was told he is terminal
Can a person’s race be included in a statement without the statement being “racist”?
The term "People of Color"
Need answer fast!
**My Tooth is Killing Me! Pain Relief Tips?
Trump reveals secret information **
Are you really going to trust your teeth to anything Trump says?
** Breakfast in the MMP
Take your vitamins
**
**Hypothetical: evidence of UFOs
Trump reveals secret information **
@realDonaldTrump
Loser space aliens can’t even keep from crashing in “New” Mexico. Sad! Now U.S. has velcro & stealth airplanes & smartphones!
**Caramel M&Ms
Eating healthy **
I think you’re doing it wrong.
**Ouch! - knocked off my bike.
Fatal hit & run near my home **
** Taking in rescue cats can be heartbreaking
Ouch! - knocked off my bike. **
Separated by six – but maybe one thread provides the answer to the other!
**Why are bananas so cheap?
Why are vitrectomies so expensive?
**
What we do is refine the juice from the bananas until it’s really clear and add enough salt to make it as saline as the serum in the human body and … hey, wait, I’m serious!
Spiders in Australia
Firearms question
I would suggest a flamethrower. Or a tactical nuclear device, if you want to be sure.
Anybody got any clever jokes?
Apparently, I have the look
‘People say I’m funny!’
‘You are, but looks aren’t everything.’
**Screaming and heckling are…
Pain meds for cats
**
Which explains why they always want you to trip.
** What was there before Braveheart?
American Ninja Warrior
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Even though it was centuries before the Scots even knew about America – that’s how tough they were!