**My GP Prescribed an Antidepressant Today
Anybody got any clever jokes? **
Sure, but I’d suggest you take the medicine, too.
** Doctors not accepting new patients
How do you get Al Gore on the phone?**
“Al? I know you’re on your way to another climate change meeting, but my left knee hurts, and my sinuses are draining this horrible green gunk, and…Al?”
**Roger Ailes has died
Don’t Kiss the Rattlesnake **
Is that what he was doing?:eek:
** My mother died yesterday
Roger Ailes has died
Apparently, I have the look**
Holy crap, don’t look at me! :eek:
**How would you react to finding illegal porn on your friend’s/family’s computer?
folk remedies **
Chamomile tea for pedophilia, that’s what my grandmother always said.
** What’s the big deal about gender-specific bathrooms?
I need to have some custom curtains made**
I know where you can get some frilly lace curtains imprinted with NFL team helmets.
** Boss came over at 4:00. I knew why.
Apparently, I have the look
**
** “What Are They Saying In That Song?”
Strange Brew and Disturbed Spirits
**
**Boss came over at 4:00. I knew why.
I can still shoot straight. 
RATS! **
Apparently he missed.
** I can still shoot straight.
This old rifle!
**
** Just now while i was talking on my phone i was…
Inside Russia’s Social Media War on America
**
Can I borrow your phone?
**What if everyone adopted Trump’s rhetoric
Who will be President on Nov.2 2020? **
Good grief. All bets are off.
I was going to post that pair.
True story: My then-girlfriend and I were out shooting. She wasn’t hitting her target with her .45LC Ruger Blackhawk, and complained her sights were off. I asked to use it, and picked out an empty 1-gallon paint can. I hit it with all six shots, chasing it up a hill. I told then-GF, ‘You’re sights are OK…’ She was strangely uncommunicative after that, and soon decided we should go to our homes.
Anybody got any clever jokes?
The “cleverbot” AI bot scam…!
Career Advice
Shaving Pubic Area
** What weird stuff do you think about? Don’t be shy…
What would happen if my CO alarm went off while I was out of town?**
Dutch King reveals he’s been a pilot for KLM for the last 20 years
I will fly you (and you ALONE) to anywhere in the US. A few rules, however…
It’s an honor, King, but forget about the bowing and scraping.
**What weird stuff do you think about? Don’t be shy…
Shaving Pubic Area **
Shy is one thing. TMI is another.
** Share your stress dreams!
The sad demise of person-to-person e-commerce sites **
All the eBay sellers were naked, and then the website turned into a jar of vegemite!
**Workplace safety problem
I can still shoot straight. **
Oh shit! He’s disgruntled and he’s a pretty good shot!
** How has President Trump pissed you off today?
i have had it
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