Trying to join military with “track marks”
What conditions get you labeled as 4-F in the military
Maybe you shouldn’t OD in the recruiter’s office, but hey, they’ve got quotas to fill.
Microwave broken/harming me?
Why no scaled animals with turkey hips?
I used to see 'em all the time, before the safety regulations went into effect. :eek:
** What was there before Braveheart?
Dr. Manhattan vs. Squirrel Girl
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** Bad Logo
Head Skeleton**
Cal’s Universal Baldness Cure could use a better logo.
**You might be richer than you think you are: Unclaimed Money
Lost dollar bills Should just go cashless
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You might be richer than you think you are: Unclaimed Money
Who wants a free Italian castle?
I’ll use my unclaimed money to refurbish the castle!
** If not a wall, what should there be at the border?
Michael Moore**
He really fits around the border.
Where do burnt out software developers go to die?
Ikea - Yea, Nay or Meh?
** Need help booking flight with Sprit Airlines
Any cases of brain dead person brought back to live?**
“Press 2 for a sentient customer service rep.”
** Feeling Lonely
This old rifle!**
Noooooooo!
**What stupid thing would you buy after winning the PowerbBall Lotttery?
The Bering Strait tunnel. **
Yeah! And then I could get in my Bugatti and drive from my totally awesome mansion in Nome over to Siberia and go look at the big fluffy tigers! Sweet!
Very tasty
** Lou Reed’s “Take a Walk on The Wild Side”**
…Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo…
** Am I the only one in the world who loves Arby’s?
very tasty
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Better than Lou Reed?
Why is cured cooked meat associated with breakfast?
very tasty
** Do you ever feel hopeless and worthless?
Is this a sentence?**
Doper grammar Nazis are screwing with my self-esteem. 
** My unique way of playing the lottery
This old rifle!
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That IS a unique way – a guaranteed win every time!
** Artist put 15,000 coins up for grabs. This is what happened.
My unique way of playing the lottery
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** Why can’t I see my nose?
Judicial Review. I am confused on what it is.**
It’s like this - the Supreme Court has just reversed a ruling by the 8th District Court of Appeals, stating that it’s as plain as the nose on your face.
** The Best Presidents Who Never Were?
Michael Moore**
I nominate Abe Lincoln. Lincoln was never Michael Moore.
** Why no scaled animals with turkey hips?
Would passenger dirigibles be feasible?**
Yes. But mating is really, really tricky.