**Stupid Republican idea of the day
“Nepotism”
How has President Trump pissed you off today?
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**Are male or female lions generally more aggressive?
Plastic-eating bacteria
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I mean, lions are impressive and all, but you haven’t seen “aggressive” until you’ve seen bacteria in action!
** Great Songs That Refuse To Die
Goulash?
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No.
There are a few different songs called “Goulash”, but I don’t think you can call any of them great. And I can see them dying
**Do other people get bombarded with emails for people with similar names?
I just hit 14,000 unread emails in my Gmail account inbox
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So, yes.
**Early retirement was fun…
Is my “TIME” up? **
Retire and die. It happens.
**Are your work emails less formal now?
I have become a tarrible speler
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Asked and answered
**_Can a person’s race be included in a statement without the statement being “racist”?
Why didn’t the South/racists get their day of reckoning like postwar Germans did? **
You racist.
**Does bad singing cause rain?
What’s the dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?
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At sporting events, concerts etc. do you throw out all your trash or…
Time to Hire a Personal Trainer
Good question. Maybe I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.
Canada’s best strategy re Global Warming
A few WWII hypotheticals
The Canadian blitzkrieg has a chance of taking Detroit. But then they’ll be stuck with a monster urban renewal bill.
It’s Billie Joe McCallister Day 2017
Van hits pedestrians at London Bridge
Well, they got that wrong. 
A few WWII hypotheticals
Londoners and Firearms
“There are a few places in Tower Hamlets I’d advise you not to go.”
**What’s the weirdest thing you ever woke up to find yourself doing?
Cataract surgery and dry eye
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**What’s the dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?
How bad would seeing a animal’s dungeon be for a squad of soldiers?
How bad would seeing a animal’s dungeon be for a squad of soldiers?
Tell me about pugs!
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** Ceiling fan.
Lifting Air
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Yup. It’ll do that.
**Well, it’s June; what’s bugging you?
Apparently I was never baptised! **
**What would a reasonably locavore meal look like in your area?
Is there really no thread for The Leftovers?
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** Well, I am retired.
Swearing at service people…**
It was inevitable.
What books have you re-read the most?
Murder on the Orient Express (again)
Sounds like you might be getting bored of reading it.
Why do I sometimes get a strange sense of terror that a “monster” is close?
How best to care for a wild pig?
Invoke the United Nations and it won’t bother you again.
Vaccum Cleaner Suggestions
A new launch to low earth orbit system
That’s never going to work.