Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again
Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread
** Silliest thing you’ve done recently.
So last night I was trying to fall asleep…
Van hits pedestrians at London Bridge**
Don’t try to sleep while driving: that’s silly!
** Silliest thing you’ve done recently.
Something I learned from the SDMB yesterday**
**What’s the dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?
When did you first learn that you are an evil person?
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Can some people have orgasms…
squirrel removal help
Huh, I thought that was an urban legend. :smack:
In a fight between a M1A2 tank and a naval destroyer, what does the tank have?
Network issues
Yep, the 5 inch guns aren’t the main thing to worry about, it’s that you can’t connect to Facebook!
**What’s the dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?
Tell me about pugs!
Divorce and Spousal Support?
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Ummm, they can’t marry, dude.
** It’s Billie Joe McCallister Day 2017
2017 Mass Killings in the United States **
That explains why Billie Joe McCallister jumped off the bridge: He was a mass killer, and the police were on to him.
Tiger Woods arrested for DUI
Fellow Alcoholics, Some Help Please
Hello, my name is Tiger.
**Silliest thing you’ve done recently.
Retiring from SDMB **
Once I thought I was out…they pull me back in.
** New things you notice in Seinfeld
Japanese cover of “Stairway to Heaven”**
Ah, yes. That was when they went to see “Red Zeppelin” not knowing it was a Japanese coverband of the group.
** Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June …
Woman jumps in front of car, saves child.**
Stephen King’s shortest and least popular novel.
**What Makes You Emotional?
Seen 5 dead bodies, within a mile, in the last 10 years
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That’d do it.
What is the point to flat earth?
Traveling to Costa Rica
You couldn’t travel to Costa Rica if the earth was round: checkmate, sir.
Has your dog(s) ever reacted strangely to someone?
Abbott & Costello Learn Hebrew
Yeah, that drove my black Lab crazy.
**Woman jumps in front of car, saves child.
Mrs. L.A. is in the hospital **
Your wife’s a hero, Johnny.
Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
On Trauma, Helplessness, and Political Outrage
Totally sums up the Bible
Criminals With Apt Names…
Traveling to Costa Rica
In related news, police arrested Esteban Cruiseshiptocostarica last week.
** What’s the weirdest thing you ever woke up to find yourself doing?
Tony Robbins**
Definitely, lay off the drugs. :eek:
** What Makes You Emotional?
The O11OO Summer Shotglass Exchange
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