These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**Things That Most/All Dopers Agree On or Like

Dogs in Bags

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No, I don’t agree – I’m not fond of Dogs in Bags. And I’ll bet a lot of other Dopers don’t, either.

electrocuted by peeing on an electric fence
How does Apple cool their computers?

There’s gotta be a better way.

electrocuted by peeing on an electric fence
“Comey is a leaker”?

What’s the dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?
What is romance?

** Is my “TIME” up?
It’s not a cyst**

Well, thanks loads doc, but what the hell is it?

You discover a serial killer lives nearby and her kids go to school with your kids
What Makes You Emotional?

That would do it.

Would you hang out on the work breakroom patio without your shirt?
Why the extreme hyperbole over Trump?

No, that’s Putin out there. And he stole my ham sandwich out of the fridge. :mad:

**It’s 1300 and you’re the king of england
Comparing the German Armed forces between WW1 and WW2 **

Now that’s planning ahead.

Long live the king! Any king! Just gotta have one!
Why the extreme hyperbole over Trump?

You did say you gotta have “any king.”

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Whining mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik has legally changed his name
Just say NO! to Chicken Cuddling

I dunno, “Chicken Cuddling” sounds like a much warmer and fuzzier type of guy.

getting into Classical music, need some help!
How much Vegemite do you put on each half of an English Muffin?

Better double the serving of vegemite when you’re listening to Vaughan Williams.

** Is it possible render meat safe to heat without cooking it?
Why can’t I eat rotten meat?**

No problem! Just stir, and serve.

Who is your favorite First Lady?
Vote: HR Clinton vs. B. Sanders

Definitely sanders.

**It finally happened! I was approached on the street by two Mormon missionaires!
Most athletic person ever. **

I tried to get away. I tried knocking over trash bins and creating other obstacles. I used the city streets as a Parkour course. It was no good. Those Mormons are athletes!

** The insane color prejudice of US TV in the 60s
Would you choose to live in a classic era sitcom world??**

Not the first one.

What’s the dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?
Puerto Rico statehood – how would it work?

It’s a miracle!

What is money laundering?
rattlesnake in basement?

I bought that rattlesnake for one meelyon dollars … yeah, that’s it.

** squirrel removal help
Emergency Surgery **

Didn’t learn anything from the first time, I see. :dubious:

"March Against Sharia"
Zuul is back!

And he hates Sharia!

Most athletic person ever.
Apparently, they still make…
Trump’s enemies list

You can’t run from the enemies list!