**Is my “TIME” up?
So, a mod thought I was dead…how’s your May long…?
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Evidently the Mod thought your TIME was up.
** In what way was Hillary Clinton responsible for Benghazi?
Gay gene? **
Ha, I just knew there was something about those pantsuits.
**So, a mod thought I was dead…how’s your May long…?
New user first post
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Is it really a New User?
Or is it the Guy You Thought Was Dead?
**So, a mod thought I was dead…how’s your May long…?
I bought a new gun. **
So let’s not close that RIP thread just yet…
I bought a new gun.
Multiple gunshots in Alexandria Virginia at the Congressional Baseball Practice.
You know, if you hate baseball that much, just don’t go to the games.
I have never posted in this thread…But I came here just for that.
**Is my “TIME” up?
Japanese emperor to abdicate
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Evidently it is if you’re the Emperor of Japan.
** Critter Cam out back.
RobinCam!
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Well, among other critters
Trump apparently considering…
Having a Zima.
It’ll go great with his well done steak with ketchup.
** Help me source a quote - “The trick to writing happy stories is knowing when to stop.”
Having a Zima.**
Answer: before you start.
** Help! Found wild baby bunnies (need answer fast)
rattlesnake in basement?**
Yeah, that should solve the bunny problem.
What qualifies as a “bonfire”?
Grenfell Tower fire (London)
Yeah, I guess.
**The Trump Resignation Pool
Why must they resign?
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That’s using the Royal “we”
Trump & Cuba
Why must they resign?
As for Trump, that’s a no-brainer, but can a whole country resign?
** So wtf is cultural appropriation exactly?
Drop Your Weapon!! (rules of engagement)**
It was created by our country, you’re appropriating it! I said DROP Y…
** no vegetables for breakfast-- why?
Why can’t I eat rotten meat?**
You can. They’re having a special for barfavores at Denny’s.
** Rooting for the Monster in movies
must. have. brains. **
Fine, but the loud chanting is starting to become a distraction. :mad:
**In a fight between a M1A2 tank and a naval destroyer, what does the tank have?
Telephone scams **
“Sir, we’re receiving a call from Aegis Tech Support–they say we need to reboot our system.”
** What causes a physical speech impediment?
Someone know what song is this?**
It’s this one.
Well, that was scumbuckety! Car-related complaint
Car mows down more pedestrians in Finsbury Park, London.
That’s pretty scumbuckety.