These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

** Goodbye Cooper. You were a Good Dog.
Well, it’s Summer.
Here’s a cool standing wheelchair. **

That’ll cheer him up. :dubious:

What should a baby wear in public?
Best earbuds?

The ONLY thing that gives Chuck Norris nightmares
Giving blood

**How muggy is it in the MMP?

Well, it’s Summer.

**

…so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised

**Can someone explain why Elvis was and is so dammn popular?
must. have. brains. **

** Incidents of overt racism in everyday life
How do we get chocolate milk?**

Watch it, bub. :mad:

The Demographics of your FaceBook friends.
Is Gal Gadot white ?

** What bird is best for me?

Poll: Cute or creepy?

**
Definitely Cute. Go with that Toucan or Cockatiel or Hummingbird.

Ditch the Turkey Buzzard.

Mustaches
Cute or creepy?

You be the judge.

** Do People Stare At You, And Why Do They Do That?
What’s the deal with all the incest porn? **

That’s a reason to stare.

** Poll: Vacation in North Korea
Poll: Cute or creepy?**

Ask your tour guide how Kim Fatty the Third manages to fit into his tunic, and it’ll get creepy fast. :eek:

**What’s the deal with all the incest porn?
Cute or creepy? **

Can’t it be both? It’s not though. Just one of those.

**About Radical Feminism
Cute or creepy? **

** Damn, PetCo! You should buy me dinner before trying to fuck me!

Fuck you lottery Ontario commercials.

**

Can a Big Box pet store find True Happiness with a state-run Game of Chance fund-raising system?

Why do we need bearings?
Where have all the Mack trucks gone?

They must have lost their …
bearings…YEAAAHHHHHH! :cool:

** Lawmakers Could Carry Concealed Guns Virtually Everywhere, Under Republican’s Bill
Not paying bribes**

“Are you sure you wouldn’t like to give your Congressman a little present?” (casually cocks hammer on revolver)

** Death Certificate = Legally Dead?
Friend looking to move to Washington State or Oregon **

It’s O.K., but they better not try to vote. That only works in Chicago.

** The healthcare question never asked
Who died?**

Family stuff
What’s the deal with all the incest porn?

** How far could a sniper shoot?
Friend looking to move to Washington State or Oregon**

Yeah, I don’t think snipers can shoot that far.