** In a fight between a M1A2 tank and a naval destroyer, what does the tank have?
Brushes for painting nails **
I told you what would happen if we let women in the tank corps. :mad:
** My 82 Year Old Father Needs Heart Surgery
The pros and cons of buying Costco mayonnaise **
At that age, might as well splurge and go for the Hellmann’s.
**What faculties is the human mind best at?
Taxation reform **
I don’t think so.
**What would you do if you won 10 billion dollars?
Vacation in North Korea **
Whatever
What is sitting atop your refrigerator right now?
Three Hundred Years of Freemasonry
“Honey, do you know where the cooler is?”
“Check behind Rosicrucianism…No, wait, there it is, right next to the Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine.”
What is sitting atop your refrigerator right now?
Grenfell Tower fire (London)
Too soon!
**Translate your name
People who sit on front porch?
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My ancestors apparently like to sit on their front porch.
** First we lose the Old Man of the Mountain, and now this…
Gay Pride Marchers With Jewish Flags Told To Leave Chicago Parade**
What can I say? Life’s a bitch.
**Well, it’s June; what’s bugging you?
Absolutely ATROCIOUS beef and gravy pie
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Well, if that’s the greatest of your problems, count yourself lucky.
** What’s for breakfast?
So I bought Hamm’s beer
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** What’s for breakfast?
Cheers! Let’s talk about Champagne.**
**What’s the best sort of bra to keep sore boobs from jiggling?
About Radical Feminism **
The only GOOD bra is a BURNT bra!
What’s the difference between hillbillies, rednecks, and briars?
Two days in Phoenix
Two days in Phoenix can turn any hillbilly into a redneck. Or anyone into a redneck, for that matter, if you forget the sunscreen.
What should we do in Quebec in late June?
Vacation in North Korea
So, tell me how you really feel about Quebec.
** Solving the problem of intermale aggression
Judge orders Colorado baker to serve gay couples**
“You stop it!” “No, you stop it!!” “Wait, there’s chocolate cake!!!”
** How has President Trump pissed you off today?
Absolutely ATROCIOUS beef and gravy pie**
I don’t care what they serve at Mar a Lago, gimme some Jimmy Dean sausages.
** Solving the problem of intermale aggression
Judge orders Colorado baker to serve gay couples **
Let’s turn aggression to admiration
**Well, it’s June; what’s bugging you?
The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making
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**What is sitting atop your refrigerator right now?
Robot Trump
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Strangest Nicknames of people you know?
Blood & Cheese
What’s for breakfast?
What’s for lunch?
Celebrities You Irrationaly Hate
I’ll take a slice of Julia Roberts on wheat bread, with some George Clooney on the side.