**Does the Onion have an article like this?
" BRAAAINNNNS!" George Romero passes
Grilling in the park
**
Yeah, the latest Onion has an article about grilling George Romero’s brains in the park! At least, I hope it does.
** Rent payment on trip. Who is in the right?
Why not use this sinkhole?**
Don’t sleep in a parking lot or pay for a hotel room: sleep in a sinkhole instead!
HTML time stamp?
Preserving a cookie intact
**Does my next door neighbor like me?
Well, that’s a first. **
The first thread is mine. Read it, and thou shall understand clearly why it’s a first. Actually, I should have made that whole shebang the thread title.
Perfect casting that could have happened and…
How do I cook beet greens?
Dunno, who’s playing the chef?
** Stranger Things
" BRAAAINNNNS!" George Romero passes**
**2005 volvo s40 key fob problem
What to do with a box of car keys and fobs? **
See if there’s a 2005 Volvo one in there.
** Perfect casting that could have happened and…
The Mummy - the one with Tom Cruise**
But the casting could have been perfect!
I’m dying of cancer and it don’t look all that good.
Again, Fuck Cancer
A-fucking-men.
Is there any possibility that we’ll get a bipartisan Health Care Bill?
I believe in Bigfoot. Do you?
**Raise your hand if you were at Don Jr’s meeting at Trump Tower
Another secret thread
Things Americans don’t do that other countries do
Well, that’s a first.
These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **
Trumps secret Americans first. Makes sense to me.
**Maryam Mirzakhani - First Woman Fields medal winner died 
Well, that’s a first. **
Indeed it was!
Trump associates may have…
Albino Villains
** Yvette Felarca, of BAMN / Antifa fame, arrested for assault
Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater**
Seems a bit hostile.
** Have construction techniques for houses changed dramatically in recent decades?
Skill that human kind has lost
**
Will Hillary Clinton Run for…
Albino Villains
She’s got my vote!
Men in their 40’s or above, how do you stay attracted to women your own age?
Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater
Seems a bit…extreme.:dubious:
How do I get Molten Granite?
Safe for J-Lube to remain in human colon after use?
Gotta be safer than molten granite. :eek:
** I believe in Bigfoot. Do you?
Stop using his name!**
You can only kill him if no one believes in him!
Post your neighbour stories here
Woman kills boyfriend - he wanted to die 'cuz his cult leader was a reptile
I would strongly consider moving.
Share your recurring dream
Afghan family
Oh god, make it stop!!! :eek:
