Hiking Etiquette
Do you have a plastic bag filled with plastic bags…
Yes … for me to POOP IN!
**Things parents say to their kids that may not be quite accurate…
Woman kills boyfriend - he wanted to die 'cuz his cult leader was a reptile
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**Men: Why are you paying for the date? Women: Why do you accept it?
Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm
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** Which election laws did Trump’s people supposedly break?
Pi**
They rounded it off to 3 to please the Russians. This is huge!!!
** Bodybuilding nutrition advice-advice
My uvula, how you’ve grown**
Better lay off the kale smoothies.
Hiking Etiquette
Been to Vietnam? I got questions!
It’s considered bad form to wear your “I Love Napalm” t-shirt on the Ho Chi Minh trail.
**When your gut says “run away!” when around someone.
Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater**
Yeah, that’s definitely a bad sign…
** What Is going on between Snopes and their vendor?
Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater
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What would you do if you found out your cat had opposing political views?
Would you get the surgery?
No, they’d get the surgery, IYKWIM.
The Sum of All Fears
Wisconsin Company To Implant Microchips In Employees
It all comes down to that.
Could you make an omelette of human eggs?
Byrd Rule - Any consquence for breaking it?
Yes - your eggs taste horrible if they’re not byrd eggs.
** How do women in poverty become obese?
Catamarans
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Those poor women have to learn to just say “No!” to those food-laden catamarans, then.
** How do women in poverty become obese?
What’s eating my mom’s data?
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Can it be your Mom?
You know how fattening raw data can be!
"Men in their 40s or above, how do you stay attracted to women your own age?
"Is there a doctor in the house?"
** Opinions on strange work situation
Machete wielding, one-armed clown arrested in Maine
Little kids crack me up, vol. 1087**
Stephen King, anyone?
** Ban on transgenders in military
Machete wielding, one-armed clown arrested in Maine**
Well, we needed something to scare the crap out of ISIS.
** Do humans have free will
Uk is going to stop sales of gas and diesel cars by 2040**
Guess not. 
** Things parents say to their kids that may not be quite accurate…
Nazis attack Georgia!
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**Machete wielding, one-armed clown arrested in Maine
Things parents say to their kids that may not be quite accurate…
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…Only in this case, IT IS!!!
(Cue screeching Bernard Herrmann violin music from Psycho)
** Machete wielding, one-armed clown arrested in Maine
Amusing workplace story
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Where in Maine is it you work?
The King house, maybe?
Positive Gun News of the Day
Nazis attack Georgia!
Kennesaw 1, Blitzkrieg 0.
Grolsch Beer Bottle Questions
How to get someone to burp?
It usually takes me just one bottle.